Zwi a Penga 81-90


Zwi a Penga – Insert 81

Mianga dzo mbo di dzhena kamarani yanga
Mme:”ndo takala zwone novhuya”vho vha vhana smile tshihulu
Me:”na nne ndo takala mma, nndu yo naka hei yoh”
Mma”nga maanda nwananga, zwino goloi ndi ya uyu Xolani?”
Me:”ndi yanga”
Mma:”mini?”
Mme:”ee mma ndi goloi yanga”
Mma:”Thembuluwo no renga goloi inwi?”
Me:”mma after everything zwine ndono zwiita vhangatwa vha tshi khou mangadzwa nga goloi mara”
Mma:”ni khotou shuma ni?”
Me:”ndovha talutshedza uri Xolani hahawe huna dzi business mma and dzi khou tshimbila nga maanda and family yahawe yo mpfela nga maanda vhutungu kha situation heila ya baba”
Mma:”ndi vhathu vhau luga vhukuma thiri?”
Me:”nga maanda mma” ndovha ndi tshi kho tou tama uri ngavhe na nne ndivhe ndina tshivhindi tshau talutshedza mianga ngoho sa Xolani, ndo divhudza uri ndido tea u muvhudzisa uri miawe o zwi kona hani uvha talutshedza, nne ndivhona unga mianga vha nga wa nga vhulwadze ha mbilu eish
Mma:”na hoyu muthannga Xolani u vhonala a muthu o lugaho vhukuma”
Me:”ha dini na luthihi mmawe, o nndugela nga maanda houla muthannga”
Mma:”huna zwiliwa thiri, ndiamba arali vheiwe ni na ndala”
Me:”rido thoma raya u tolela Khathu eish, ndi khou vhona uri udo vhona unga nne ndi khotou mulata ngau vhona ndina thama yanga ya tshikoloni vha khou zwivhona?”
Mma:”afho ni khou amba zwone” ndovha ndi tshi khou toda u vhudzisa mianga ngaha khotsi anga but ndo mbo di dzhia tsheo yau zwilitsha zworalo.
Mma:”irani nne ndiye u fhedzisa zwendavha ndi khazwo thiri”
Me:”owk mma” ndosala nda dzhia phone yanga nda founela bbe wanga. Tshifhinga hovha huvho past 3 nga masiari
Tshili:”bbe wanga”
Me:”nana”
tshili:”o tshimbila hani?”
me:”zwavhudi nga maanda bbe, ndo tou tuvha ene vhathu”
Tshili:”nne ndo mutuvha worse mani ene, ono swika kale hayani?”
Me:”yeah hu hani nga ngeo hahawe?”
Tshili:”hu sharp nga maanda, mianga na vhone vho takala ndovhuya and murathu wanga na ene o ditakalela”
Me:”hathu vhona Luvhengo?” owk honestly neh, I was a little worried nga Luvhengo, houla nwana Tshili a vhona Luvhengo u a dada zwa serious badi
Tshili:”bbe please ai”
Me:’owk mara ndi serious asongo mutshuwa bbe, if a sendela tsini na ene fhedzi a mpfounele please ndido vhonana nae”
Tshili:”bbe zwi khou pfala and asongotwa a khou vhilaela nga Luvhengo ene, zwinga itea nauvha Venda avha asiho Venda”
Me:”owk ndia mufuna neh”
Tshili:”I love you too, u hani Xolani?”
Me:” u sharp nga maanda, ndi khou toda u thoma ndabva nae nyana”
Tshili:”ok bbe ni difhelwe vheiwe neh, a lumelise miawe and a vhavhudze uri zwithu zwido swika anytime this week”
Me:”owk bbe”
Tshili:”bye”
Me:”bye”

Ndori u fhedza u amba na bbe wanga nda dzhia ndishi na Xolani raya u tamba, ahhh well bathroom yovha I hone and zwithu zwothe zwovha zwoluga but tshikhudini being Tshikhudini hovha husina madi phaiphini, ndo mbo di namba nda humbula uri maybe ri tea u vhora madi a fhasi raita thannge, I smiled at the thought, uvha na tshelede na zwone. Ndovha ndi tshi khou tambela kamarani yanga, Xolani a tshi khou tambela kha yawe, ndori u fhedza u tamba nda tshintsha zwiambaro, rovha ri Venda zwino and I had to look hot, hafhu ndi nga si vhe garaba lo bauluwaho lini, nahh zwitea u sumbedza, naho ndisongo divhudza u charmer vhana but ahuna thaidzo kha uri vha ntame naho vhasado nngwana thiri. Ndo mbo di ambara Jean yanga ya blue na Military boots ila yenda renga ino fana na ya Xolani, yanga yovha I grey ya Xolani I brown, ndo ambara Grey T sanga misi, I loved grey, ndo mbo di doba cap yanga ya blue ya Addidas. Ndo ri u fhedza u ambara nda dzhia wallet yanga nda longa tshelede nyana ngangomu, nne na Xolani rovha rovhuya na bege irena tshelede, I know it sounds funny but rovhona uri we were going to need lot of money musi ri ngeno and rovha ri sa todi u shumisa tshelede ire banngani unnecessarily, ro decider uri ya banngani ido shuma musi ri tshi khou renga dzi fanitshara ngauri ringasi swike rabvisa dzi thousand nnzhi-nnzhi cash vhangari humbulela zwinwe. Ndori u fhedza henefho ndaya kha Xolani, haaa bra yanga naa, ndowana yorwa nga jean ya black na hemmbe ya bokhathi ya blue yo dombelelaho, milenzheni ovha o ambara tshinwe tshienda tshinonga formal nyana
Me:”you are taking that off and you are wearing that boots I bought you”
X:”what?”
Me:”you heard me”
X:”are you acting all Sihle on me now?”
Me:”maybe” ndoralo ndi tshi khou smiler. Xolani o mbo di bvula tshienda tsheavha o ambara a ambara boots yawe.
X:”you have enough money there?”
Me:”yeah and this is Venda bro, we wont spend much”
X:”but still, I am not taking my wallet with and I hate running out of cash”
Me:”its sorted” ro mbo di bvela nnda ra yela sitting room, rowana husina muthu, robvela nnda ra wana mianga vhodzula tshitupuni
Mma:”nisongo vhuya vhusiku Thembuluwo”
Me:”rido tavhanya mmawe”
Mma:”goloi yanu yonaka zwone”
Me:”avhade vhavhone” vho mbo di takuwa raya tsini na goloi. Roswika dzadzhena ngangomu dzari u seai. Rendani na Thendo na vhone vhoda vhadzhenavhoo, Hovha ho takaliwa lunwe. Vho ri vhono fhedza u vhona goloi nda vha talutshedza uri matshelo vhathu vhothe ndido vhabvisa ngayo. Nne na Xolani ro onesa rabva. Ndo founela khathu thama yanga
Khathu:”mutukana wanga”
Me:”nigai?”
Khathu:”ndi hafha car wash”
Me:”ndi khou swika hanefho”
Khathu:”heyi no vhuya inwi?”
Me:”ndo touri ndido vharwa nga surprise vhone”
Khathu:”he vhanna swikai” ndo mbo di dropper phone
Me:”this is my childhood friend I was talking too”
X:”so we are going to meet him?”
Me:”yeah at some spot at the car wash, we usually sit and chill there during the day….its close to my home…uhm I meant my dad’s home now”
X:”oww”
Me:”yeah we left my dad there alone”
X:”you did what needed to be done”
Me:”yeah” ro mbo di driver raswika hangei car wash. Ndovha ndi tshi touvha na vhutanzi ho fhelelaho uri Khathu ovha asongo lavhelela uri nne ndido swika nga goloi.

Nne ndoswika ndapaka hanefhala nga ku ford kwanga. Ndo mbo di tsa ndo ambara na zaza, Xolani na ene atsa vhoo
X:”so this is like your famous spot when you are home?”
Me:”yeah you can say that”
Hovha huna zwisidzana nyana hanefha na vhathannga nyana. Ndo bvula mazaza ndi tshi khou yela he vhathu vha vha vhodzula hone. Xolani o ntsala murahu. Ndovhona Khathu khathihi na dzinwe authu vha tshi nndavhelesa vhomangala. Tshau thoma vho mmbona ndi tshi khoutsa kha goloi and tshavhuvhili zwiambaro zwe ndavha ndo ambara zwovha zwi tshi tou diamba uri ‘we are soo damn expensive’ so munwe na munwe angavha ovha a khou divhudzisa uri hu khou itea mini and one thing for sure, when you have money, na u penyelela ni a penyelela, so I guess hovha hu tshi divha na tshanduko nyana kha nne
Me:”Mutukana wanga”
Khathu:”ho i tea mini kha iwe mungana? Uri ndi Thembu uyu?”
Me:”ndi nne uno, ri sathuya kule, this is my varsity friend Xolani and Xolani this is my friend I was telling you about…so technically you guys are already friends” ndoralo ndi tshi khou sea
Khathu:”sure” oralo a tshi khou ita shoulder bump na Xolani
X:”sure, nice to meet you”
Khathu:”nice to meet you too” ndoswika ndalumelisa dzi homeboys dzanga henefho and obviously vhovha vha tshi khou mangala uri hoitea mini kha Thembuluwo. Ndo introducer Xolani khavho vhothe
Khathu:”so goloi ndi yanu?”
Me:’yep”
Khathu:”nahhhh uhm Xolani the car is yours right?”
X:”nope that’s Thembu’s car”
Guy 1:”are you sure?” ndi inwe yadzi homeboys dzanga henefho
Me:”he vhanna, guys I am telling you that the car is mine”
Guy 2:”and ni khou ri ambela na nga tshikhuwa, ni khou tonga mtha”
Me:’owk guys I am just trying to accommodate Xolani, he doesn’t understand Venda”
Khathu:”owk now we get you”
X:”what do you guys do for fun around here?”
Guy 1:”what do you wanna do?”
X:”tell em boy” he said that laughing
Me:”owk Xolani ndi muthu wa madikita na dzi clubs na mahalwa, that’s his thing”
guy 1:”ri nwiseni nyana mahh Thembu ai” I looked at Xolani and laughed
me:”lets go for a drink”
X:”you know I am always game when it comes to that” ndo zama u humbula uri ringaya gai , ndovha ndi sa khou toda u muisa thungo dza Thohoyandou, nahh ndovha ndi khou toda uri rinwe ngahanefha mahayani uri atou tshila sa muthannga wa zwitentsini zwa straight
Me:”ringaya gai?” ndoralo ndosedza Khathu na havhala vhathannga
Khathu:”ari tuwe ha munonde mahh”
Me:”sure, lets go” ndoralo ndo sedza Xolani. The girls that were there were just looking at us.

Ro mbo di takuwa rafara bada heila khulwane, ndo mbo di tangana na hokula kwana Sharon badani, ndovha ndisina vhutanzi uri ko mmbona naa. Husi kale-kale ndo mbo di receiver whatsapp message. Ndowana u tshi khoubva khako
“saw someone that looks like you driving a car”
Nne ndo reply ndari ndi nne, she just replied with a smiley face. Ndo mbo di panga phone tshikwamani. Khathu o mbo di nnekedza phone yawe uri ndi connecte na Radio. Ovha a khou lidza kunwe kunyimbo kwa Tshivenda kwa house kune lovha lu lwa u thoma ndi tshi kupfa. Ee! Nne ndori u ku thetshelesa ndasea mbabvu dza vhavha ndi hokula kwaupfi
‘ndi tshi funa ndinga……’
I couldn’t stop laughing, lone luna dzi beat dzavhudi but hey mafhungo a honei. Ro swika ha munonde radzhena mani, ndovha ndi khou tangana na authi dzenda dzhena nadzo Azwifarwi henefho, vhanwe vhovha vha busy nau nkhumbela bonndo. Ndo decider uri ri tou renga halwa ribve, hafhu nne na Khathu ri vhathannga vha kerekeni so zwa swika kha mukegulu zwa halwa ndinga disemisa blind, and na zwauri ndovha ndi sa todi u vhaisa mianga nga zwithu zwi sa divhalei
Me:”khathu dzhenani mah nne ndido sala hanefha, but ninga dzhena na Xolani ngangomu” ndovha ndopaka goloi yanga nnda
Me:”I am not gonna go in but you can go in with him” ndoralo ndo sedza Xolani
X:’I obviously wanna go in” ndo nekedza Xolani wallet and vhothe vho mbo di dzhena ha munonde. Nne ndosala ndodzula goloini yanga. Ndovha ndi khoupfa uri ndikhwine u keeper low profile nyana hafha hayani, ndovha ndi sa khou toda u sokou vhoniwa ndofara mahalwa nga zwanda lini. Ndo mbo di bvisa phone yanga ndawana message wa hokula kwana Sharon “mhm” that’s all it says, ndo mbo di tou founela

Sharon:”hello”
Me:”Sharon”
Sharon:”Thembuluwo”
Me:”ndi khou humbela u muvhona”
Sharon:”I am not that stupid Thembuluwo, after zwoiteaho last time?”
Me:’I know what you are thinking, you are thinking that maybe I wanna sleep with you again neh?”
Sharon:”huna zwifhio zwinwe?’
Me:”ndi a disola kha zwe nda muita zwone and I would love to apologise face to face”
Sharon:”mara why ni khou toda u humbela pfarelo?”
Me:”ngauri ndia disola and huna zwinwe zwine nda khou toda u muvhudza zwone”
Sharon:”ndido vhona Thembuluwo, and ni songovha ni khou toda u ncharmer nga goloi nne”
Me:”ai vhathu vhoo, ndi mufounele matshelo?”
Sharon:”maybe”
Me:”owk, mara ndidovha ndi busy nyana hayani so nda balelwa asongo mangala neh”
Sharon:”owk”
Me:’u khou itani zwino?”
Sharon:”ndi ha mungana wanga nga hafha lufule”
Me:’u busy badi?”
Sharon:”not really”
Me:”owk ndi khouda zwino neh”
Sharon:”uhm zwino?”
Me:’yeah zwinga itea matshelo nda balelwa thi”
Sharon:”ndi nga si kone nne, humbelani pfarelo yahone henefha kha phone and just get it over with”
Me:”Sharon ndori ndi khou toda u tou amba na ene face to face and ndi khou mufulufhedzisa thinga mufari na luthihi”
Shareno:”promise?”
Me:”yeah promise”
Sharon:’owk, uhm nido nngwana nga hafhala tsini na hamadzhiga”
Me:’owk” ndo mbo ditsa goloini nda dzhena ngangomu, nda vhidzela Xolani thungo nda mutalutshedza uri khasale na Khathu na hedzi dzinwe authi nne ndi khou vhuya, ndori amphe R500 nyana sa izwi ndi tshi nga toda ui shumisa. Ubva hafho ro humela kha vhanwe ndavha talutshedza uri ndi khou vhuya husikale kha vha vhe vha tshi khou difhelwa. Ndo mbo di bva nda reila ndolivha thungo dzaha madzhiga. Ndoswika haningei ndawana Sharon ko nndindela, ndo swika nda ima kwada kwadzhena nga phanda.
Me:”nwana nyana wau naka”
Sharon:”Thembuluwo”
Me:”why a tshi tou mmbidza nga dzina langa lo fhelela mara?’
Sharon:”ndia zwitakalela”
Me:”mara o takala?”
Sharon:”yah” ovha a songo ambara zwino dina nwana wa vhathu sa izwi ovha a tshi khouya ha mungana wawe. Nne ndo mbo di driver ndalivha KFC heila ya hafhala tsini na Hollywood, ndoya drive thru ndaswika ndafola laini, hovha huna goloi phanda hanga
Me:”u khou toda mini?” o mbo di ntsedza
Sharon:”zwinwe na zwinwe Thembu, I am not really hungry”
Me:’Yipeeeee o mmbidza Thembu” o mbo di sea
Sharon:”ngohoi” ro mbo di swika lainini. Ndorenga zwiliwa zwinzhi nyana and I drove off.
Me:”uya nthemba musi?”
Sharon:”after last time?…..nope I don’t”
Me:”ndi khou humbela uri a nthembe namusi, I wont disappoint and thinga edeli na ene thi?”, she just looked at me “ndi serious” I added
Sharon:”owk, if you say so” Ndo mbo di yela thungo dza mbaleni nga hangei husina zwitentsi, ndaswika ndapaka hunwe fhasi ha muri

Zwi a Penga - Insert 82

Sharon:"so mulandu ropaka afha?"
Me:"because we need some privacy"
Sharon:"oww ndovha ndi sa zwidivhi" ndo mbo di bvisa zwiliwa ra thoma ula
Me:"ndia zwidivha uri una zwithu zwinzhi nga maanda muhumbuloni wawe nga ha nne, and i know u humbula unga ndi player or something like that asi zwone?"
Sharon:"ni touvha player Thembu"
Me:"well i am not, which is why ndo muhumbela uri ri tangane namusi"
Sharon:"and arali ndi songo amba na inwi u thoma novha ni sa do zwihumbula u amba na nne kani"
Me:"thats not fair"
Sharon:"no you are not fair Thembu, you fucked me and then you told me that the whole thing was a mistake and then na humela tshikoloni and never talked to me again and zwazwino novhuya and ndi touvha na vhutanzi ho fhelelaho uri ni khou toda u edela na nne futhi and ndi sorry nga maanda uni disappointer but thats not gonna happen" o amba heyo sentence ngau tavhanya. nne ndovha ndo sokou mulavhelesa. I felt sorry for her and nga tshifhinga tshithihi nda dovha hafhu nda takalela the bravery in her, asi vhanzhi vhasidzana vha high school vhane vhangavha na tshivhindi tshau vhudza muthannga zwithu zworaliho
Sharon:"so you are not gonna say anything?" oralo o nndavhelesa o fara nama nga tshanda
Me:"oita uri ndivhe speechless nyana, fhedziha nne ndo muvhidzela u humbela pfarelo"
Sharon:"kha zwifhio?"
Me:"kha hezwo zwea amba zwothe, ngoho ndi a disola khathihi nau dishona and asi zwine ndavha zwone Shaz, u tea u nkholwa"
Sharon:"and why do you still care? ndiamba uri mulandu ni tshi khou humbela pfarelo? kani ni khou fulufhela uri ndido dovha nda nifha yone?"
Me:"na luthihi"
Sharon:"zwino mulandu?"
Me:"thi khou toda uri a mmbone sa swina lawe nne kana sa inwe authi ino shumisa vhasidzana ngauri asi zwine ndavha zwone. Owk khari ndi explaine zwoiteaho neh. hetshila tshifhinga ndovhuya hayani, ndada nda tangana na ene, fhedziha hovha huna musidzana we ndavha ndi tshi khou mufuna nga maanda but she had someone, but that day ndi tshi tuwa ngau tavhanya ovha o mpfounela and i had to go to her, she had some serious problems and i had to attend to her and i realised at that moment uri nne houla musidzana ndi a mufuna nga maanda, nne nae roswika he ra amba and she ended off things with her then boyfriend and we started dating"
Sharon:"ow"
Me:"angavha a khou divhudzisa uri why ndi khou di explainer kani?"
Sharon:"yeah because its weird"
Me:"ndi a zwidivha, sa zwe nda mutalutshedza, i want you to see me as a guy who made a mistake, that mistake was sleeping with you knowing fully well that mbilu yanga i funa munwe muthu and i am man enough to admit my mistakes and ndinga zwitakalela arali ene a mpfarela and ravha dzithama, heyo ndi yone reason ya uri why nne ndi fhano" She looked at me and kept quiet
me:"ha ala maipfi e a mmbudza helia duvha ndi tshi tuwa o mmbaisa nga maanda"
Sharon:"ndi afhio heneo?"
Me:"a tshiri na khaladzi anga udo itwa zwingaho zwenezwi nga inwe authi"
Sharon:"ndovha ndi khou diambela ngoho"
Me:"yah i know, fhedziha ndi khou toda uri a zwidivhe uri i am not a player and ndo diimisela uri rivhe vhangana, i really liked you zwa serious and we can continue to be friends, naho ndi sa khouri ri touvha dzi thama thama fhedziha ri songo tangana ndilani ra fhirana ro sinyalala vhathu"
Sharon:"ndi khoupfa ndisina na mafhungo"
Me:"mulandu?"
Sharon:"nga zwenezwi zwine inwi na khou ita, ndi khotoupfa unga ndi khotou lora"
Me:"u musidzana wa vhudi nga maanda and khari ndi muvhudze uri arali hu si uri ndifuna Tshililo, nne ene ovha a tshi odovha a wanga" she smiled at that
Sharon:"so you are a good guy after all?"
Me:"i am and i brought you all the way here to say i am sorry for the way i treated you"
Sharon:"zwoluga Thembuluwo" she looked sad
Me:"mulandu?"
Sharon:"ndi tou tama arali hu tshipfi vhathannga vhothe vhanga inwi"
Me:"ndi sure uri vhahone nyana vhanonga nne" nne na Sharon ro isa phanda na ula. ro ri u fhedza ravha ri tshi khou haseledza nga zwithu zwa general nyana
Me:"so are you dating anyone?" o mbo di sokou ntsedza a setshelela
Me:"i am your friend remember?"
Sharon:"owk after hezwila zwoiteaho kha nne na inwi, ndo decider usa pfana na muthu lwa tshifhinga nyana"
Me:"good decision"
Sharon:"really now?"
Me:"serious Sharon, u tshe mutuku ene and mafhungo haya a dzi relationship aya dina and hudivha nnyi anga wana muthu ano mufuna next year atshi swika tertiary so ya o dzhia tsheo yavhudi nga maanda"
Sharon:"arali ni khou ralo" ndo mbo di sedza tshifhinga kha phone yanga
Me:"ri do tea u humela murahu zwino, ndosia mungana wanga munwe wenda vhuya nae hangei ha Munonde"
Sharon:"osala a yethe"
Me:"hai una Khathu, ndo vhona uri zwau vhonana na ene ndi zwa ndeme"
Sharon:"owk, so ni vho tou shuma?"
Me:"yahh but i am still studying too" ndoralo ndi tshi khou reverser goloi uri ndidzhene badani. ndo mbo di dzhena badani asizwila
Me:"ndi mutsitse gai?"
Sharon:"he na nngwana hone"
Me:"asi kule na ha mungana wawe naa, ndinga muisa haningei ha thama yawe"
Sharon:"ndi khou shavha u didzhenisela mato ndi tshi vho vhuya nga goloi"
me:"owk zwi khou pfala" ndo swika ha madzhiga nda paka nga hafhala seli nyana ha bada
Me:"ndido muvhona musi ndi sa athu tuwa musi?" she just looked at me
Me:"as friends of course, kha relax Sharon ndi nga si tsha edela na ene neh?"
Sharon:"owk" ro onesana a mbo di tuwa.
Owk u tou amba ngoho ndovha ndisina vhutanzi uri izwi zwine nda khou lingedza uita na uyu nwana Sharon zwipfi mini. Fhedziha ndo sokou pfa uri ndia mukoloda u humbela pfarelo, i was not a bad guy and zwovha zwi tshi mmbavha uri ndo murovha mbilu nga heila ndila, at least zwazwino nne nae rovha ri khou amba zwavhudi and we could be friends, ahuna tsho khakheaho nga hezwo, hu touvha uri ndi nga si vhudze Tshililo ngauri anga tou gekhisa thoho na fhasi kha la uri nne na Sharon ri dzi thama.

Ndo swika ha Munonde nda kombtshedzea u dzhena sa izwi ndo lingedza tshothe u founela Xolani na Khathu vhasa fare phone. Ndoswika ndaya barani ndavha ndisa vhavhoni, ndoya ngahafha he havha hu tshi khou tambiwa Snooker, ndowana Xolani a busy tshothe, o vheya na can ya Heineken nga tsini nae. He seemed to be getting along with the guys
X:"oww Thembu" otavha mukosi musi atshi mmbona ndi tshi bvelela
Me:"you seem to be doing great"
X:"doing great is an understatement bro, Venda rocks" i laughed
Me:"guys i think we should get going" ndoralo ndi tshi khou isa mato na kha Khathu
Khathu:"haaa Thembu" oralo o fara can ya light
Me:"Khathu mtha ri khou tea u huma ai, mukegulu vhado gungula and inwi ndoguma nisanwi in public mulandu?"
Khathu:"zwithu zwi khou shanduka mtha"
Me:"X we are leaving"
X:"you really are a party pooper when you are home bro" oralo a tshi khou doba can yawe a tshi khou dela kha nne, ro mbo dibva raswika radzhena goloini na hedzila dzinwe authi
X:"do you guys need more drinks?"
Guy:"obvious" Xolani o mbodi bvisa tshelede afha khathu, Khathu otsa aya u renga halwa
X:"so are we buying some for tonight?"
Me:"bro i forgot to tell you that my mom doesn’t know that i drink and she is totally against the idea…and oww tomorrow we are going to church" o nndavhelesa a tshi vhonala o mangala tshothe
X:"what!!!"
Me:"yeah bro" Khathu o mbo di vhuya, then nne nda driver ndolivha haningei car wash, ndoswika ndavha tsitsa, vho onesana na Xolani and then we drove home.
X:"you have lekker friends hey, they are good guys"
Me:"yeah they are"
X:"where you serious about the church thing?"
Me:"yeah"
X:"last time i was at church was when i was in Grade 10 i think"
Me:"look forward to tomorrow then"
X:"eish"

Ro swika hayani ndawana giratshi yo vuliwa, ndo mbo di swika ndapaka goloi ngangomu. Rotsa raya nduni, rowana mianga vhodzula na vhana hu tshi khou vhoniwa TV
Me:"nnda mudini" ndo ralo musi nne na Xolani ri tshi khou dzhena.
Mma:"Aa vhathannga vhanga"
Me:"nne rono farwa nga ndala eish"
Mma:"ndo ni bikela nama na mutshaini hafho kitchen, ndo shavha uri hezwi zwadzi kfc zwingavha zwo ni netisa nwananga, na zwauri notuvha zwiliwa zwa mianu thiri, ndo tou thavha baphanya"
Me:"eish mmawe ndia vhafunesa vhone" ndo mbo di sedza Xolani
Me:"come to the kitchen, she cooked a special chicken and some veg for us, how i miss her cooking" ndoralo ndi tshi khou yela kitchen Xolani a ntsala murahu
X:"i am so hungry bro…its chicken and what?"
Me:"obvious bro, chicken and pap, you’re gonna be eating pap everday, no stamp and all that bro"
X:"you are joking right?"
Me:"why do you think Tshili and i eat pap most of the times, we grew up like that and we are used to it and you my friend…you’re gonna have to get used to it"
X:"eish yeah…mhm the chicken looks great" oralo a tshi khou tibula pani ya tshisevho o fara phuleithi
Me:"you’re gonna love my mom's cooking" ndovha ndi tshi khou setshelela.
Rori u fhedza u avha zwiliwa raya ula rodzula sitting room. Zwovha zwi zwa vhudi nga maanda, rovha ri tshi khou zuwa khathihi nau ita dzi joke ri tshi khou sea ri tshi dovha. Xolani ovha a tshi khou ri talutshedza na zwitori nyana zwa musi a tshi khou aluwa, murathu wanga ovha a tshi khou ita a tshi vhudzisa uri naa manwe maipfi aamba mini sa izwi Xolani ovha a tshi khou amba nga tshikhuwa. Hovha vhusiku havhudi nga maanda. Roya ra edela late nyana. Ndori ndi sa athu edela nda amba na Tshililo, ovha a tshi pfala o takala musi a hayani and ori na miawe avha tsha amba na mafhungo ha ala a Luvhengo. Ndo receiver na sms ye yavha i tshi khoubva kha Sharon
"Thanks for today, zwena ita namusi zwo amba zwinzhi kha nne and you are a good guy indeed Thembuluwo and i take back every bad word i have said about you, good night"
na nne ndo reply vhoo
"Ndi khou livhuwa hezwo zwea amba, and i meant every word that i said, you are a good beautiful girl who deserves the best, good night"

Duvha litevhelaho hovha hu Sunday, someone came and knocked on my door
Me:"ndi nnyi?" ndo ralo nga ipfi li re na khofhe
Mma:"ndi nne Thembuluwo, vuwani ri khou tea uya kerekeni vhathu, ringa si tuwe rolenga lini" yohh mianga na vhone
Me:"ndi khou vuwa"
Vhoya munangoni wa Xolani vha khokhonya vha amba zwenezwo zwauri kha vuwe a dilugise. Ndo kondelela nda vuwa, ndo senda mulaedza wa uri good morning kha Tshililo musi ndi tshi vuwa and then nda mutalutshedza uri avhe na duvha lavhudi, na ene o reply ari ndivhe na duvha lavhudi. It was kinda nice to have her far away from me, naho ndovha ndi tshi do mutuvha fhedziha zwovha zwi zwavhudi because duvha line ra do tangana rovha ritshi dovha ro tuvhana lwau fhedzisela. Ndovuwa nda tangana na Xolani phatshisini
X:"Morning"
Me:"morning…ready for church?" ndoralo ndi tshi khou smiler
X:"eish i dont have a choice bro, the old lady seems strict when it comes to that"
Me:"believe me she is"
Hovha huna madi phaiphini, mianga na vhana vhahashu vhovha vhono tamba so Xolani oya a tamba u thoma and then nne ndaya u tamba. Ro ri u fhedza u dilugisa ravha ri tshi khou tea ubva. Rodzhena goloini, mianga dzovha dzodzula nga phanda and then Xolani ovha o dzula nga murahu, Rendani o lwela uri a dzule tsini na Xolani, this child though. Ro swika kerekeni, zwithu zwavha zwavhudi. Hovha hu kale ndoguma u lidza nahone ndovha ndisa practise so thi ngo ita zwauya phanda u lidza, na zwauri ndovha ndi khou shavha u bora vhatukana havha vhano lidza nga maduvha. Service yovha ya vhudi vhukuma, zwisidzana zwa kerekeni zwovha zwi tshi ri u sedza nne na Xolani zwadovha
X:"there are pretty ladies everywhere, daaaamn, i love this church already" Xolani oralo o kwatamela kha nne musi hu tshi khou imbiwa luimbo
Me:'dont even think about it"
X:"what? i am just admiring the good things bro.....auch look at that one"
Me:"you are insane"
X:"you never told me that there are such beautiful babes in Venda, let alone at church"
Me:"i give up on you" ndoralo ndosedza phanda ndi tshi khou lingedza u concetrator kha luimbo, Xolani o mbo di sokou sea. Kereke yori ubva rine raya goloini, roswika ra thoma ra lindela mianga vha tshi khou ralo u onesana na vhanwe, vhori u fhedza vhada vha ri joiner. Ubva hafho ro mbo di dzhena goloini nda i kanda
Me:"mmawe ri khouya ula Nandos neh"
Rendy:"wooow ee ariye hone" ovha a tshi khou setshelela
X:"i think i heard you say Nandos, if thats where we are going then yeaaaah, although i also want to eat mom's chicken" oralo o sedza mianga
Mma:"dont worry you are still going to eat my chicken my boy"
Rendy:'yeah zwazwino ariye Nandos" ndo mbo di driver raya Nandos, hahaha Sunday lunch at Nandos with family, it doesnt get better than this.

Roswika haningei ra nanga tafula radzula rothe, wau thusa oda ra ralo u order zwiliwa, believe me rovha ro order maliwa a serious. Zwori uswika ra ralo u dzhena fhasi. Ro humbela nau fodiwa zwinepe nga honoula weavha a tshi khou rithusa. Rovha ri tshi khoula khathihi nau sea. Rendani sanga misi ovha a tshi khou disusuvhedza kha Xolani. Ndo decider uri maybe ndi do tea uamba nae nyana nga issue hei ya Xolani. Rori u fhedza ula ra driver ra humela hayani. Ro swika hayani ngavho 6 ya madekwana. Vhathu vhothe vhotsa goloini vhavha vha tshi khouya nduni
Me:"Rendani idani" vhathu vhothe vhodzhena nduni hasala nne na Rendani nnda
Rendy:"yah" she was looking at me
Me:"mulandu nga inwi mara?"
Rendy:"mulandu wa mini?"
Me:"Xolani ndi mungana wanga and ndimuhulwane nga maanda kha inwi"
Rendy:"Thembu if a tshi edana na inwi zwiamba uri u mphira nga 3 years fhedzi and tshinwe hafhu, he is a good guy and ndina vhutanzi ho fhelelaho uri he wont be like dad sa izwi a mungana wanu"
Me:"mini?"
Rendy:"thinga ni zwifheli nne ndari thimutakaleli, i mean ndi ene muthannga ayethe ane a khou takadza mbilu yanga" ndofara thoho nga tshanda tshithihi nda sedza thungo ndadovha hafhu nda musedza
Me:"Rendani ndi do dovholola, ni nwana and you shouldnt be thinking about these things, itani zwa tshikolo ni litshe hezwo, Xolani u tounga khaladzi kha inwi and ni khou tea u zwitanganedza, and dont even think of dating some stupid guy wa litoho lihulu ngauri ndido raha muthu nne, wait until you go to tertiary Rendani, after that ninga ita zwau pfana but zwazwino ndi khou hana"
Rendani:"But Thembuluwo"
Me:"ari khou zwi discusser hezwi zwithu Rendani, i know what boys are capable of and a thi todi zwi tshi itea kha inwi, take it from me"
Rendani:"ndi khou tuwa nduni nne" oralo a tshi khou rembuluwa. Nne ndo mbo di mufara tshanda
Me:"ni songo tshadovha ndari ndi khou amba na inwi na ita hezwi zwine na khou ita zwau rembuluwa na tuwa ri khou pfana?"
Rendy:"yahh" she looked scared
Me:"ndi khou lingedza u ni tsireledza and you are going to listen to me"
Rendy:"ok"
Me:"you can go now" o mbo di hwenya a tuwa nduni. Eish hoyu nwana  ngohoi

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Ndovha ndi tshi khou bva u amba na Tshililo ndonovha tsini nau fara khofhe musi ndi tshi receiver mulaedza wa whatsapp ubvaho kha Xolani
"come to my room" thats all it said.
Ndo mbo di vuwa ndaya rumuni yawe, hovha huvho 12 ya vhusiku sa izwi ro dzhena dzi kamarani ngavho 11. Ndo swika ndavula vothi la room ya Xolani, mafhefho nga vhanna!! Rendani ovha oima henefho, yeah its shoking i know, o vha o ambara penty na bra, like really now. Ndopfa muvhili wanga hoyu wothe u tshi vhila. ovha a tshi vhonala o dada khathihi nau tshuwa musi a tshi mmbona
Me:"Rendani mulandu?" ndovha ndo kwata
X:"sorry i have to wake you up but…" oralo a sumba Rendani, i looked at her, ndovha ndo fhelelwa nga maipfi ane ndanga amba, i was too angry to talk
X:"i am sorry bro but she couldnt leave and she is like my younger sister" ndivhona unga X o lingedza u talutshedza ngau vhona the shocked angry look on my face. Thi ngo fhindula tshithu, ndokokodza Rendani nga tshanda ndatuwa nae kamarani
Rendy:"Thembuluwo sorry" ndoswika nda muposa nga mipama mivhili yo imaho ngauri kha tshifhatuwo, oima a nndavhelesa o fara tshifhatuwo a tshi vhonala o mangala tshothe
Me:"Ndo nivhudza uri mini ritshi vhuya namusi inwi?" she just looked at me, ndombodi muposa nga inwe clapa futhi nda mufara tshanda ndo kwatamela khae
Me:"ndi khou vhudzisa mbudziso?"
Rendy:"nori Xolani ndi khaladzi anga"
Me:"zwinwe?"
Rendy:"ndi songo ita zwa vhatukana" oralo a tshi khou lilela fhasi
Me:"ni khou alutshela thungo ndi khou nivhona inwi" Xolani o mbo di bvelela
X:"uhm" he looked speechless
Me:"its not your fault bro"
X:"i know but dont hit her"
Me:"this child needs to know her limit Xolani, imagine if you agreed to what she wanted huh"
X:"but i didn’t"
Me:"anything could have happen"
X:"leave her bro" o mbo di bvisa zwanda zwanga kha Rendani a mufara a mukokodzela tsini na mmbete adzula kha mmbete wanga musi Rendani oima phanda hawe, Rendani ovha a tshi kha di tswimila
X:"uhm Rendy, i know you might like me or whatever it is that you are feeling, but hey you are still a child and even if you were older, you are like a sister to me and thats all we can ever be to each other, a brother and a sister, i do care about you because i know what you mean to him" oralo a tshi khou ntsumba "and i want what’s best for you ok?" she nooded
Me:"dont ever pull a stunt like this again Rendani because ndido ita zwino fhira hezwi"
X:"so you need to concentrate on school for now, you still have a long way ahead of you and you dont wanna ruin your life at such a young age"
Rendy:"sorry"
Me:"you better"
Rendy:"can i go to sleep?"
Me:"ro pfana musi?"
Rendy:"Ee"
Me:"tshimbilani" o mbo di tuwa aya u edela. Nne ndosala ndafara thoho nga tshanda tshithihi ndo gogodela luvhondo
Me:"kids!!dammit"
X:"yeah teenagers"
Me:"thanks hey, for being a brother to her and not being your usual self"
X:"bro i know the boundaries that are not meant to be crossed hey"
Me:"you sure do" i smiled at him. Xolani o mbo di onesa atuwa aya u edela.

Duvha litevhelahi ndovusiwa nga Thendo atshiri u khou humbela tshelede yau khera tshikoloni, ndovuwa nda munekedza R10, ndo mutalutshedza uri ndi khotou munea R10 ngauri nditshe garaba but husikale udo humela kha tshelede yawe ine a khera yone nga maduvha, ndoshavha u mulema. Rendani hangoda kha nne, ndo humbulela uri udovha a tshi khou shona hezwila zwea ita madekwe. Ndovuwa henefha ngavho 9, ndowana Xolani ono vuwa kale a tshi khou swiela nnda, nne ndoswika nda ima munangoni nda mulavhelesa
Me:"really?"
X:"what?"
Me:"you are cleaning?"
X:"yeah i think that’s what i am doing"
Me:"you never cleaned when we were staying together bro"
X:"this is not campus bro" oralo a tshi khou sea. Mianga dzo mbo di bvelela
Mma:"i tried to stop him but he couldnt hear of it"
Me:'mhm" mianga vho mbo di nnekedza lunwe luswielo
Me:'and then?"
Mma:"iyani u swiela ngahangei ai"
Me:"mmawe vhoo"
Mma:"ni khotou fhirwa nanga mueni, hai tshimbilani niye u swiela" mianga dzombodi dzhena nduni
Me:"i think you’re gonna go back to Mthatha very soon" i had a serious face on and Xolani burst out laughing. Ndo mbodi dzungudza thoho ndaralo u thoma u swiela nga hangei uyela giratshini, Nne na Xolani rori u fhedza u thusa mianga nne ndaya u tamba, ndori u fhedza Xolani aya u tamba vhoo. Ndo ambara a blue denim shorts and a white nike Tee, milenzheni ndo ambara Sneaker tshanga tsho itaho butsu nyana tsha white tsha adidas. Ndo ambara na cap yanga heila ya Adidas. ndovha ndi khoupfa ndo ambara nga ndila yone, ndori u fhedza u dilugisa nda bvela nnda, Xolani ori ufhedza na mianga vhavha vhono fhedza. Xolani ovha o ambara a blue denim bootleg trousers na tshikhipha tsha blue, milenzheni na ene o ambara sneaker vhoo tshawe tshovha tshi nike. mianga dzovha dzo di ambarela tshikete na tshikhipha shame na vhuenda ha vhu pumps nyana.
Mma:"ringa tuwa musi?" ndi mianga vha tshi ralo
Me:"yeah lets go" ro mbo di dzhena goloini.
Rovha ri tshi khouya urenga thundu dza nduni. Ndovha ndo founela Tshililo uri ade a tangane na rine Thohoyandou, mianga dzovha dzo takala badi uri finally dzi khouya u tangana na mazwale. Roswika ra paka nga hafhala ntha plaza, ndowana Tshililo tshanga tsho rilindela. Tshovha tsho ambara rokho ndapfu ya muvhala mutsuku irena bannda la musuku hafha khunduni, ovha o ambara vhuenda ha brown milenzheni. ovha o tshintsha na hairstyle, she looked hot shame. o mbo di dela kharine musi a tshi vhona ri tshi khoutsa goloini. nne ndo mbo di mu hug
Me:"onaka muthu wanga" ndoralo ndi tshi khou mukuvhatedza
Tshili:"ndo livhuwa bbe" she whispered, ro mbo di litsha zwa hug and then she briefly hugged Xolani
Me:"mmawe hoyu ndi ene Tshililo, Tshili havha ndivhoni mazwale wawe" Tshililo o mbo di setshelela avha khada
Mma:"ndi khou takalela u mudivha nwanga"
Tshili:"ndi khou livhuwa"
Mma:"nwananga nia kona u nanga ngoho, hafhu mazwale wanga ndi wa vhudi"
Me:"vhaya zwidivha uri thi iti zwau tamba" Tshililo o mbo di sokou smiler
X:"mhm mrs Mudau you’re gonna be calling the shorts, where to?" oralo o sedza Tshililo and we were both looking at her, o lenga nyana u fhindula sa izwi ovha a tshi khou shona mianga
Tshili:"uhm owk, so nothing have changed?" o vhudzisa o sedza nne na Xolani
Me:"about what?" rovha ri tshi khou amba tshikhuwa uitela u accomodate thama yanga
Tshili:"ndi khou amba uri do you still want me to buy anything without checking the prices"
X:'yeah thats the deal lady, just tell us where to go"
Mma:"nne ri khoupfa nga vhone"
Tshili:"nne na vhone ri dotou thusana mma" ovha a tshi khou setshelela.
Tshililo o mbo di rilivhisa kha liya shopho la fanitshara lire fhala tsini na Woolworths, kana lipfi Geen and Richards wee, ungari ndi zwezwo. Ro swika henefhala bbe wanga aralo u mona mona na mianga vha tshi khouri u setshelela vhatshi dovha vha tshi khou khoda zwithu vhasa gumi. Vhonanga zwevha nanga, nne na Xolani ri tshi khou sokou sala nga murahu, vhori vhono fhedza raya u badela zwothe zworengwaho. Ubva hafho roya Morkels zwahone, raswika haningei ra renga zwinwe. Ubva hafho Tshililo ori khariye Game u toda zwinwe nyana, roswika rarenga renga nyana, ubva hafho roya na Sheet streets raswika ra doba doba, ma curtains au matcher na fanitshara ori risongo vhilaela sa izwi o order anodo elana na fanitshara dzera renga hangei HomeChoice, roya na Edgars for some extra beddings and throws, rori ubva hafho ravha roneta tshothe. Roya radzula hafhala Galitos ya mvusuludzo, goloi yovha yono pakiwa nga hafhala parking ya PnP. Rori u fhedza ula rarenga dzi take away and then ra mbodi dzhena ndilani raya hayani, fanitshara dzera renga dzinga deliviwa matshelo. Roswika hayani ratsa na zwithu zweravha rorenga, hovha honovha late tshothe and nne ndovha ndi tshi khou fanela u driver Tshililo hayani sa izwi asongo onesa kha miawe and obviously vhovha vha si ngasi tende a tshi edela nnda. Tshililo o onesana zwavhudi na mianga vhaita nau mutalutshedza uri u khou tea uwana duvha a otouda atwa hahashu. Rori u onesa rabva, hovha huvho past 5 ya madekwana. Ndombodi driver ndofara bada ya nzhelele. Ndori uswika ngahangei ha Tshililo ndapaka musi ri saathu swika tsini na hahawe
Me:"zwovha zwizwa vhudi uvha na ene na mianga babe"
Tshili:"na nne ndo difhelwa nga maanda bbe wanga"
Me:"i dont want you to go" ndoralo ndokwatamela khae ndi tshi khouralo u mukhisa
Tshili:"me too bbe"
Me:"khari booker bbe"
Tshili:"mianga vha nga si tende ndi tshi edela nnda bbe"
Me:'eish"
Tshili:"sorry neh"
Me:"its fine"
Tshili:"ndina mafhungo ane nda khou toda u muvhudza one bbe"
Me:"mhm ndi mafhungode?"
Tshili:"uya mpfuna right?"
Me:"nga maanda bbe wanga"
Tshili:"and u khou mpfulufhedzisa uri hanga ntshandukeli no matter what?"
Me:"ndi khou fulufhedzisa bbe, naa mathina mulandu?"
Tshili:"uhm Thembuluwo" she paused and took a deep breath, u tou amba ngoho ndopfa Tshililo a tshi khou ntshuwisa, i mean why was she nervous?
Me:"bbe?" ndoralo ndo mubvisela mato
Tshili:"Ndi pregnant Thembuluwo"

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For few seconds i was lost for words, uhm maybe for a few minutes because ndovha ndo sokou fhumula ndomusedza, thidivhi uri ndovha ndi tshi khou lavhelela uri a mmbudze uri u khou zwifha naa, but i honestly didn't want it to be true. i know i had joked about having a child with Tshili, but thats what it was...a joke. i mean huna tshifhinga tshine na tama something knowing full well that you are not ready for it, ahhh well that was the case with me, i wished to be a dad but that was because i knew Tshililo was on family planning thing but i guess these things are not that effective. My mind had drifted off from the car, i was in my own world of confusion.
Tshili:'Thembuluwo" and oww i came back to reality
Me:"mhm" ndovha nditshinga ndo vhona tshipuku, i was terrified of the responsibility to be the father, it was too much
Tshili:'please say something" what can i say? naa ndidori mini nne? Ndombo ditsa goloini, hovha hono swifhala nnda. Ndoya ndavula vothi la Tshililo nda nekedzela tshanda and she came out
Me:"come here" ndo mbo di mukuvhatedza. Arali nne ndo tshuwa ngaurali then zwiamba uri Tshililo ovha o tshuwa worse
Tshili:"you still love me?" what? how can she ask me that? Ndo mbo di nambatuluwa khae nda mufara mahada nga zwanda zwothe nda kwatamela khae
Me:"bbe how can you ask me such question? ndia mufuna ai and at this moment i love you even more"
Tshili:"zwavhukuma? u tounga muthu o tshuwaho or ane a khou humbula zwinwe"
Me:"thi nga muzwifheli ndari thingo tshuwa bbe, but we will figure it all out together owk" o mbo di tenda nga thoho
Tshili:"na nne ndo tshuwa Thembu, i never planned on having a child now and my mom...." she trailed off, ovha a tshi khou fhelelwa nga maipfi au amba. Ndombodi mukuvhatedza hafhu
Me:"bbe ndidovha ndinae every step of the way owk? ndido mutikedza and if you want me to be there when you decide to tell your mom then i am happy to do so"
Tshili:"eish Thembuluwo"
Me:"u khou tea u thoma u mmbidza uri Vho-Thembuluwo" Tshililo o mbo di sea
Tshili:"ene uya funa u tamba nga mafhungo a serious wee"
Me:"ndia mufuna bbe and rido alusa nwana washu ri rothe and ndia zwidivha uri u khou tshuwa uri nne ndinga mushandukela bbe but i wont owk?" she looked at me and smiled. Owk honestly speaking, ndovha ndo tshuwa lwau fhedzisela, but ndovha ndi khou tea u tikedza Tshililo ndavha strong ndi tshi itela ene ngauri arali nne nda sumbedza vhu weak zwinga mu stresser even more
Tshili:"khari ndituwe hayani"
Me:"ndia mufuna na nwana washu neh?"
Tshili:"na rine ria mufuna"
Me:'khadori ndifare" ndo mbo di fara thumbu ya Tshili which was just flat obviously  "nwananga vhathu" ndo hevhedza ngauralo ndotumba fhasi. Tshililo o mbo di sokou sea. Ndokhisa thumbu yawe ndatakuwa nda ima
Me:"ndi khou tea u humbula uri rido vhudzisa hani vhabebi vhashu bbe neh and then we can take it from there, and please asongola mbilu nga tshithu ene, nne ndia mufunesa and azwinga shanduki naho ra touvha na vhana vhatanu thi?" she laughed
Tshili:"thivhoni ndi tshi dovha na vhana vhangafho nne"
Me:"thoho ya mudi ndi nne so i get to decide" Tshililo just smiled
Tshili:"bbe duvha lokovhela khari ndituwe"
Me:"eish i dont want you to go" ndo amba nga voice yau nga ndi khou lila and Tshililo o mbo di toufa nga zwiseo.
Tshili:"bbe udovha strong"
Me:"khari tuwe ndido huma tsini na gethe" ro mbo di tshimbila ndo mufara nga tshanda, roswika tsini na gethe lahawe ra khisana, nne ndo ima nda mulavhelesa musi a tshi khou dzhena hayani. Ndombodi khona ndaswika ndadzhena goloini ndahumela hayani.

Ndoswika hayani lonovha vhusiku nyana. Mianga avhango gungula ngauri vhovha vhatshi zwidivha uri Tshililo udzula kule. Rodzedza nyana ubva hafho raya dzikamarani u edela. Khofhe dzanga dzolenga nga maanda u fara, ndovha ndi tshi khou humbula heli lauri huna ku Thembu ndilani. Zwezwavha zwi tshi khou ntshuwisa nga maanda ndi zwauri ndido kona naa uvha khotsi ane nwananga u do dihudza ngae, i was scared that i would turn out like my old man and my kids would hate me, i closed my eyes as the idea of my child hating me creeps into my head. I had to work hard, i had to be the opposite of my dad, Jay and Sticks were good fathers, they could guide me, i needed to ask them to guide me through the whole fatherhood thing. I was about to be a father and my child's life would have to come first. i took a deep breath. Ndo namba nda decider uri khou tea u mala Tshililo, i had to make her my wife, i loved her somuch and i didn’t see myself with anyone so ther was no need to delay it and beside ndovha ndi sa khou toda nwananga atshiya u dzula nzhelele nne, my child was going to stay with us in George and musi ritshi vhuya hayani nwana udo vhuyela fhano hahashu. The idea of my little girl running around with pink clothes made me smile. And then i realised that i want a baby girl, my first born had to be a girl. i smiled at the idea.

The following morning hovha hu Lavhuvhili, ndo tavhanya nga maanda u vuwa. Ndo founela bbe wanga uri ndipfe uri ovuwa hani na kusidzana kwanga
Tshili:"hello bbe"
Me:"mia musidzana" ndovha ndi tshi khou setshelela nyana, zwauri Tshililo na ene o smiler ndo tou zwipfa naho ri tshi khou amba nga phone
Tshili:"bbe vhathu"
Me:"mini bbe?"
Tshili:"u khou dzhaya nga maanda"
Me:"i know but ndo tou takalesa thats why"
Tshili:"zwauri o takalesa ndi khotou zwipfa"
Me:"yahh so ene na ene o takala musi na kusidzana kwanga afho?"
Tshili:"hupfi ndi kusidzana nga nnyi?"
Me:"i can feel it"
Tshili:"so you want a girl?"
Me:"yeah and i know you want a girl too kani?"
Tshili:"obvious, who dont wanna go shopping for some pink clothes" we laughed
Me:"ndo touri ndi mulumelise before ndi tshi vuwa bbe"
Tshili:"nne ndi vhotou swiela mita"
Me:"matsheloni mangafha bbe?"
Tshili:"yahh nana, khari ndi fhedzise rido amba neh?"
Me:"owk ndia mufunesa"
Tshili:"we love you too" i smiled at that and dropped the call. Ndovha ndi khoupfa ndi kha li mood lavhudi nga maanda. Ndovuwa ndaya kamarani ya Xolani, Thendo na Rendy vhovha vha tshi khou dilugisa. Xolani ovha a tshe o edela. Ndoya ndafha Rendy na Thendo tshelede ya ula and then ndavhuya kamarani ya Xolani, ndo swika nda dzula ntha ha mmbete nda mudzinginyisa
Me:"X"
X:"no man"
Me:"X wake up"
X:"if the house is not on fire then i don't understand why you are waking me up" oralo nga voice ya muthu arena khofhe
Me:"i am going to be a father" i said with a giggle. Xolani's eyes shoot open, o mbo di vuwa a dzula a swota mato
X:"what?"
Me:"Tshili is pregnant" he looked at me for a bit longer
X:"wooow bro and you look delighted"
Me:"yeah i am, i was a bit shocked and scared when she broke the news to me but i am fine now"
X:"wooow thats a big responsibility, i am happy for you" we did the shoulder bump thing
Me:"yeah thanks"
X:"you know what that means right? i mean its more responsibility boy and i am willing to help but most of the responsibility lies with you as the father, you don't wanna end up like our dads bro"
Me:"that was my biggest fear bro, like what if i become like my dad and my child hate me the way i hate him but i will have to talk to Jay and the other guys we work with so that they can give me some tips, i mean they are good dads"
X:"yeah thats a great idea and i am here for you and i admire your strengths, yohhh the idea of someone being my child and depending on me and trusting me terrifies the shit out of me, i mean i am a messed up guy and i would hate to bring my child to the world knowing full well that i am not even sure if i am really in love or what......but you are different with Tshili, you really love each other and i am sure you can pull this off"
Me:"you think so?"
X:"yeah of course i think so"
Me:"thanks boy"
X:"you have lot of planning to do boy"
Me:"eish i know, i have to buy the house in George or rent a flat because i cant live with Tshili and the baby at school you know"

Nne na Xolani ro amba nyana nga zwau planela pregnancy yanga. Xolani o suggester uri ndishumise heila nndu yawe ire George but nne ndari ndikhwinne ndi tou wana nndu yanga uitela uri at least nne na Xolani ridovha rina nndu mbili just incase something happened. Ro mbo di thoma u doscusser dzi business, eish i seriously wished i studied business what what ngauri Nature Conservation yanga was so irrelevant kha vhutshilo hanga zwazwino. Xolani ori u khou nekedza vhudifhinduleli hau langa heila business ire madzinani anga, o nnekedza na inwe business yawe nthihi ari kha ndi i lange uitela uri na ene a sale ana mushumo mutuku. He advised me on how to take care of finances and how to make sure that the managers delivers at all times. He gave me ideas on how i can expand my businesses, and he told me that if we happen to be interogated by the police then i can safely say that i got businesses from him as we had the paper works to prove it and he could say he did a loan to start off his first business, he said the loan was to make sure that his businesses origin can look legit. O ntalutshedza zwinzhi ngaha u runner business. Xolani really treated me like his brother, i mean naho nne nditshiri Jay uya nkholela tshelede nnzhi, ndovha ndi tshi dovha ndi saathu u swikelela zwithu zwingafha arali husi Xolani, ndovhona uri maybe nditshone tshifhinga tshauri nne ndi vhudzise Xolani uri mulandu a tshi mpfara nga hei ndila. Rovha rono fhedza u amba ngaha business and Xolani o fulufhedzisa u amba zwothe zwera discusser na loyara yawe, who was soon to be my lawyer as well.
Me:"but why Xolani?"
X:"why what?"
Me:"why did you do all this for me? I mean you had Thembani and Ncedo as your friends long before you met me"
X:"you really wanna know neh?"
Me:"yeah"
X:"uhm....i had a twin brother, we looked so much alike" o mbo di takuwa aya begeni yawe abvisa tshinepe atshi nekedza nne....and i saw them, two identical boys, they looked like they were about 6 or 7 years old, ndovha ndisa divhi uri Xolani ndi ufhio ngauri vhovha vha tshi khou fana hezwila zwavhukuma
X:"he...." his voice trailed off, like he was thinking about a painful memory
"he died when we were about 10, he...well we got involved in a car accident and he died" he kept quiet and breathed. Ndovha ndi tshi khou mangadzwa nga mafhungo haya, i mean Xolani had a twin brother woow.
X:"and when i met you Thembu and we became room mates, you reminded me of him, its been about 10 years now but i still miss him and with you around, i feel like he is with me, you have taken his place in my heart, you are like Xolile to me" ho mbo di rotha mutodzi matoni awe
Me:"is that his name?" i murmered, X o mbo di tenda nga thoho
Me:"i am speechless X, i dont know what to say....uhm wow i am soo sorry about your brother"
X:"its fine"
Me:"and i am sorry i reminded you of him"
X:"you didn’t remind me of him, i never forgot him, what you did is that you helped fill the void of having a brother because you bacame my brother and i am sure that Xolile is happy to see us and to see me happy" Owk i was totally speechless, if we were girls we were gonna hug and cry on each others arms but we are damn guys and zwau lila nadzi hug asi zwashu
Me:"i am not Xolile and i wont try to be but i will be your brother Xolani, you've been a brother to me too and i am sure that Xolile is proud of you, you have achieved somuch and you have helped me somuch i am sure your brother will be delighted with what you've done so far"
X:"i think so too and hearing you saying it makes me to believe it even more"
Me:"uhmm but are you fine though?"
X:"never been better" he was now smiling
Me:"let me go talk to my mom, i have to tell her about the baby and oww we are gonna be busy parking the furnisher today hey, i think they are delivering it"
X:"eish" i laughed and walked out. Xolani o mbo di vuwa ayela kitchen, nne ndobva ndawana mianga vhono fhedza kale u cleaner, hovha huvho 9 sa izwi nne ndofhedza tshifhinga ndi tshi khou amba na Xolani.

Me:"lochaa" ndi nne nditshi ralo, mianga vhovha vha tshi khoula vhuswa vhodzula tshitupuni, lol breakfast ya mianga hovha hu muladza lol. Xolani o mbo di bvelela o fara bowl yadzi cereal a tshi khoula, oda a dzula tsini na mianga
Me:"where is mine?"
X:"you didn't tell me you wanted anything"
Me:"you didn't tell me you were making anything"
Mma:'Thembu go and make your own food"
X:"thanks mom" i looked at him and then at my mom and thety were both smiling
Me:"i am seriously going to send you back to Mthatha" Xolani laughed even harder
X:"bro i aint going anywhere" he shouted at me as i was walking to the kitchen. Ndo swika nda di itela cereal na nne ndada nda dzula na vhanwe tshitupuni. Ro ri u fhedza ula Xolani a tuwisa zwithu, nne ndosala ndo dzula na mianga
Me:"ndina mafhungo mmawe"
Mma:"zwipfala zwitshinga zwi serious ndi mafhungo a mini?"
Me:"uhm eish"
Mma:"ndi mini Thembuluwo, kaniha na zwino Tshili o ima?" ndo mbo di fhumula ndasedza thungo
Mma:"oima?"
Me:"uhm well....yah"
Mma:"mini Thembuluwo?"
Me:"o mmbudza mulovha hezwila ndo mufhelekedza, nne ndovha ndisa divhi tshithu hezwila nga masiari"
Mma:"yohhh Thembuluwo nitshe nwana nga maanda inwi nia zwidivha?"
Me:"ndia zwidivha mmawe but ndinga kona u thogomela nwana nne"
Mma:"ula Tshililo wahone una minwaha mingana?"
Me:"ria edana"
Mma:"and ni khoupfa uri nia mufuna?"
Me:"ee mmawe, ndi khou toda u mumala" my mom looked surprised
Mma:"zwauri no tshinyana ndi khou zwipfa Thembu fhedziha zwau mala ndi mafhungo mahulwane, vhutshilo vhutshe holapfa nga maanda nwananga, nisongo zwidzhaela hezwo zwithu"
Me:"nne thivhoni reason yau sa zwiita ngauri ria funana and ri khouda uvha na nwana"
Mma:"do diimisela tshothe thiri?"
Me:"nga maanda"
Mma:"nne arali ni khouri ni khou toda u mumala ahuna zwine ndanga amba fhedziha mbingano asi zwithu zwau tamba naluthihi, and 'i love you' doesn't really build a family, huna zwinzhi zwa ndeme kha mbingano u fhira hayo maipfi, ndi khou vhilaedziswa nyana na nga helo la uri ni a edana nae, nwananga ni kha di do vhona vhasidzana vhatuku na vha tama and nidovha nono kokodza hoyu nwana wa vhathu na muita musadzi wanu, i really hope you will pull this off" hovhifha tshothe, mukegulu wanga o amba nanga lungezi
Me:"ndido zwikona, Tshili ndia mufuna and thinga sedzi matungo" and then i felt my heart pounding, i started to chicken out. zwavhudi-vhudi nne ndina vhutanzi uri ndi nga si tsha tama munwe muthu naa? i thought about Terresa and Sharon, ahg i have to pull this off, i know uri Tshililo ovha a khou lavhelela uri ndi mumale after hezwi zwithu and i could’t disappoint her, na zwauri ndia mufuna
Mma:"zwino ri khou zwibva hani?"
Me:"ndido amba na Tshililo and then ndido vhuya kha vhone" i took a deep breath

Zwi a Penga - Insert 85

Fanitshara dzo mbo di swika, rine ra ralo u dzi paka nduni. Mianga ndivhone vhe vha vha vha tshi khou sumbedzela uri mini tshi vheiwe gai. Ndowana hahashu ho no tou shanduka tshothe hutshi tounga ndi hunwe mudini. Ndo hu lavhelesa ndapfa ndi tshi dihudza khathihi nau livhuwa Xolani kha zwithu zwingafha-ngafha zwenda ita. Ndowana mulaedza ubvaho kha Tshililo henefha ngavho 3 ya masiari a tshi khouri u khou toda u mmbona, ndovha ndoganama ntha ha mmbete wa Xolani nga hetsho tshifhinga musi Xolani a busy na dzi email dzawe dza mushumo.
Me:"uhm bro do you mind if i go to see Tshili? She sent me a message saying that she wants to see me now"
X:"now? that place is like more than an hour drive"
Me:"yeah i know but she wants me to come"
X:"owk"
Me:"you can go to the car wash and then you can take a taxi back at about 6 in the evening because i am not sure what time i will be back"
X:"that sounds better at least i wont be bored"
Me:"yeah, i will show you where to get off when you come back with the taxi and you can use the same road from the taxi stop to home"
X:"yeah relax ntwana i wont get lost" i smiled
Me:"i just wanna make sure"
X:"hopefully i will meet someone while at the car wash" i looked at him
X:"dont give me that look, Sihle is not pregnant yet so i can still play"
Me:"oww really now?"
X:"oww yeah"
Me:"let me talk to mom then we can go" ndo mbo diya kha mianga vhevha vha vhodzula na vhanwe vhafumakadzi sitting room kha masofa maswa.
Me:"ndi khou humbela u amba navho mmawe" vho mbo di takuwa rayela rumuni yanga
Mma:"ndi mini?"
Me:"ndi khouya ha Tshililo zwino, uri u khou toda u mmbona, ndi khou itela uri vhasi mangale arali ndavhuya vhusiku"
Mma:"ni khou amba ngei Nzhelele?"
Me:"yah"
Mma:"Thembuluwo no vhuya na sedza tshifhinga inwi? Ni khouya ngei na vhuya nga tshifhingade mara? Khee ni songoya tsha matsheloni?"
Me:"mulaedza ndou wana zwino"
Mma:"hoyu Tshililo zwahone nne u tounga udo mbora, notou mulema kana u khotou ni langa? ndiamba uri u lavhelela hani uri niye nzhelele zwino ni tshi kha di tea u vhuya, hafhu ni khouya u vhuya vhusiku vhukuma"
Me:"mmawe vhathu"
Mma:"tshimbilani, thi ni wa munna inwi, nne ndina afhio nwananga"
Me:"ndido lingedza u tavhanya u vhuya" mianga vho sokou tenda nga thoho.
I was really lost, just yesterday mianga vhovha vha tshi khou funa nga maanda Tshililo, fhedziha zwino vhovha vha tshi vhonga a vha tsha mutakalela, kana zwi khou itwa nga ili la pregnancy na la uri ria edana nga minwaha nne thidivhi ngoho. Nne na Xolani robva, ndoswika nda mutsitsa car wash he havha huna Khathu thama yanga na dzinwe authi. Ndoswika ndathoma ndatsa nda lumelisa Khathu nda mutalutshedza na zwauri ndi nga takalela u dzula fhedziha mia vhana vho mmbidza. Ndo onesa nda i kanda ndo livha nzhelele. Ndoswika nda kwama Tshililo musi ndonovha tsini nau swika.

Ndoswika nga vho four to five henefha. Ndowana Tshililo oima hafhala henda mutsitsa hone mulovha ndoswika nda ima a dzhena goloini
Me:"hey bbe" ndoralo ndi tshi khou mukwatamela nda mukhisa
Tshili:"hi" she was cold
Me:"mulandu?"
Tshili:"khariye u paka hunwe kule nyana" owk she ignored my question
Me:"u vhonala asongo takala bbe?"
Tshili:"of course thingo takala Thembuluwo"
Me:"is it the pregnancy?" she gave me a death stare.....owk this was confusing maybe ndi dzi hormone dzahone, ndo driver in silence raswika ra paka hunwe kule na hahawe
Me:"ndi sure hango mmbidza uri ndide just to be angry with me"
Tshili:"you are just unbelievable Thembuluwo" oralo a tshi khou dzungudza thoho, i was totally lost
Me:"bbe ndo itani?"
Tshili:"i am giving you a chance again to tell me the damn truths, huna zwinwe zwoiteaho murahu nyana zwea si mmbudze?" ndo fhumula nda lingedza u humbula
Me:"hai bbe, naa mathina u khou amba nga ha mini?"
Tshili:"so you told me everything?"
Me:"yes uya zwidivha hezwo"
Tshili:"so i guess the fact that ene na lugwada lwawe no gwazekanya Luvhengo hetshila tshifhinga asi zwone" eeessaaahhhnnn, ndopfa ndodada, my jaw dropped, i just looked at her, speechles
Me:"eish"
Tshili:"kha hanedze uri you didn't do it"
Me:"bbe washu ndi zwithu zwakale ai"
Tshili:"i cant believe you'd do anything like that Thembu, chopping him off with a damn grander? Naa mathina ene u touvha sathane anobvafhi?" owk that hurt
Me:"it was the only way to get him off our backs Tshililo, kani ene ovha a tshi khou takalela zwezwila zwauri atwe a tshi khou mushushedza?"
Tshili:"ndovha ndi sakhou takalela zwone but how can you be so cruel Thembu? And nina tshivhindi tshau lila nitshida kha nne hezwi hono vhifha knowing full well that ni tou ita zwithu zwanu nga khole"
Me:"so ene zwazwino o kwata hafha a khou kwatela uri ndo huvhadza X yawe ine ovha a tshi khou musala murahu a tshi khou mutambudza, asi zwone?"
Tshili:"its not about what you did to him, its about the honesty Thembuluwo, you acted like you didn't know what happened to him"
Me:"i am sorry about that"
Tshili:"no you are not ngauri arali a sorry ovha a tshidovha o mmbudza"
Me:"ndiiteni nne zwino?"
Tshili:"get the fuck out of my life Thembuluwo, i can’t do this anymore, you lie to me, you kill people, you sell drugs for a damn living, you slaughter people, how am i supposed to relax and raise my child with you knowing that there will always be this dark clouds hanging over our heads, you are not good for my child" My whole world stood still, ndo mulavhelesa lwa tshifhinga tshilapfu, ndopfa unga zwe a amba asi zwone, how can she do this to me
Me:"are you breaking up with me?" i asked, voice yanga yovha i fhasi tshothe, mutsiko we wa ndalela ndi muhulu, ndofara tshifhatuwo nga zwanda zwothe ndo kwatamela fhasi, Tshililo u nnyita hani ngaurali
Me:"Tshililo u khou ntala naa?" she nodded. i closed my eyes trying so hard to block the tears that were coming, Tshililo was leaving me and she was carrying my child, so i was not worthy to be a father, that’s what she was saying
Me:"so you wanna raise my child with your X?" i asked painfully
Tshili:"mini? of course not, ndo tou neta ngaudzula ndotshuwa nne duvha na duvha and imagine honovha na nwana uri zwidovha zwihani, i cant do it, and zwea ita kha Luvhengo made me think twice about who you really are, maybe you are also just a monster like the rest of them"
Me:"wow" this was painful, ndovha ndi khoupfa u vhavha, Tshililo ndovha ndi tshi mufuna and she chose to do this to me now
Tshili:"sorry bbe but i have to do this for my child"
Me:"OUR child Tshililo, that child needs both parents, how is breaking up with your child’s father good for the child? Just admit, o amba na Luvhengo ene and you wanna go back to him, i.....ndovha ndisa kholwi uri anga nnyita ngaurali Tshili, i understand i am just a gangster and i make a leaving out of selling drugs and Luvhengo on the other side owns businesses, you wont have to worry about guns and all the baggage that comes with being in my life" ndo phumula mitodzi and started my car
Tshili:"and now?"
Me:"i am taking you home, i am not going to play the violent boyfriend nda mukombetshedza uvha na nne, maybe you never loved me and as painful as it is ndido kondelela but one thing for sure, gangster or not, that’s my child and ndi khou mutoda vhutshiloni hanga"
Tshili:"but then…"
Me:"Fuck Tshililo, you broke the hell up with me right now, what do you want me to do? i am taking you home and then you can play happy family with Luvhengo and my daughter" mitodzi yo mbo di  elela. i drove back, ndoswika ndaima midi miraru ubva hahawe
Tshili:"bbe ene ha khou pfesesa, nne ndia mufuna nga maanda"
Me:"i have a fucked up life and ahuna need yauri a mpfele vhutungu, i mean o tou mpfounela uri ndide fhano a tshi khou mmbidzela zwenezwi so yahh just leave Tshililo, i still have to drive back"
Tshili:"kha ri ambe nyana"
Me:"hai, i mean ahuna tshine tshado shanduka, i kill people, i sell drugs, i slaughter people, i have guns, ndi zwea mmbudza zwone and that life style yo munetisa ene" u tou amba ngoho i was hurt and i just wanted Tshililo to leave ngauri i was scared of what i might do, this was too much painful, more painful than anything i had been through. After everything i had done for her, she was living me and she was taking my child away from me, mitodzi yo mbo di nana u rotha
Me:"o mmbaisa bbe......o mmbaisa Tshililo" thats all i could say
Tshili:"uhm"
Me:"kha mphe number phone dza Luvhengo"
Tshili:"what? so you want to finish him off now? Naa mathina u touvha muthude ene? Ndovha ndi tshiri ene o fhambana na hoyu Luvhengo wendavha ndi khou shavha ene but you are exactly the same"
Me:"avhe na vhusiku havhudi"
Tshili:"a reile zwavhudi" and she got out of the car and walked home. J
ust yesterday nne na Tshililo rovha rotakala and all of a sudden i was not good for her? She didn’t like my job and she thought i wouldn’t make a good dad. I drove back home with the huge pain in my heart.

Ndo swika hayanu nda paka goloi giratshini ndadzula henefho lwa tshifhinga nyana. I then got the strength and then ndabva ndaya u dzhena nduni, family yahashu yovha i tshi khou vhona TV
Me:"madekwana"
Thendo:"avhudi"
Me:"nne ndi khouya u edela mma ndoneta"
Mma:"Thembu vhoo"
Me:"ndoneta ngau driver mmawe....uhm X see you tomorrow i wanna sleep" ndo mbo di ya kamarani yanga and Xolani o ntsala nga murahu, oswika a dzhena kamarani  a vala vothi
X:"owk you look like a train smash what’s wrong?"
Me:"she dumped me" X looked confused, he chuckled as if waiting for me to say i am kidding
X:"who dumped you bro? What are you talking about?" ndovha ndi tshi khou bvula zwiambaro zwanga
Me:"Tshililo dumped me"
X:"what?"
Me:"yeah i am not good enough for her" ndoralo ndosala nga boxer ndi tshi khou dzhena nguvhoni
X:"what do you mean you are not good enough?"
Me:"she said that she can’t be with a gangster bro, she said i kill people and i sell drugs for a living and that’s not good for HER child"
X:"it doesn't makes sense"
Me:"she was talking to that dumb ass ex boyfriend of hers and he told her about what we did to him to get him to back off and now she thinks i am heartless and i go around slaughtering people and she went on and on about how i was not being faithful because i should have told her"
X:"i am sorry Thembu, thats really bad"
Me:"i am done bro, my life is crumbling down"
X:"no it’s not, it’s the hormones man, she is just scared that’s all, she will come around.....or do you want me to talk to her for you?" i looked at him with the what-the-F**k look
X:"owk i get it, i wont talk to her"
Me:"i wanna be alone please"
X:"i dont think that’s a great idea"
Me:"X please"
X:"owk but just for the record neh......you’d make a great dad bro, you have it in you" he walked to the door and turned around to look at me
"and Sihle says hi" and he walked out.
Ndovha ndodada and ndovha ndi tshi khou vhenga ndila yenda reacter nyayo. why ndisongo muluvheledza? Maybe she would have changed her mind, but what if she just didn’t want me anymore? Tshililo ndovha ndi tshi mufuna and ndovha ndi khou toda a tshivha na mutakalo and if she wanted that happiness without me then zwidovha zwoluga. Ndovha ndi khou shavha u muita hezwila zwea itwa nga Luvhengo, ndovha ndi khou toda a tshi ita zwine a funa fhedziha it was gonna be on the expense of my happiness. Ndodzhia phone yanga ndari ndi musendele mulaedza
"hi bbe, you broke a big bomb on me tonight, ndo dada Tshililo, ene ndia mufuna nga maanda and na nwananga ndia mufuna but ndi nga si mukombetshedze u dzula na nne arali o neta, i knew one day it was gonna come to this, i knew you were gonna get tired of my life style but i was in denial, i selfishly wanted you to tolerate everything for me. Ndido dzula nditshi mufuna #yoursalways"
Ndo presser send and patiently waited for a reply. i waited for 2 minutes, 5, then 10, 15 and then i gave up. Ndovheya phone yanga fhasi ha musiamelo nda edela and then ha mbo di dzhena mulaedza ndoi doba ndavhala
"thingoto neta, it’s just that honovha na nwana Thembu, it’s no longer just me and you, ri khou tea u humbulela vhu safety ha nwana. Thi ngo neta nga vhutshilo hawe and matter of fact i still love you, nga maandesa but i have to love our child more and one of us has to protect this child from the life of drugs and i guess that’s me"
Ndo fhedza u vhala nda femela ntha. So she still loved me right? Ndopfa uri ndi khou tea uita plane, thidivhi uri planede but ndovha ndi khou tea u provela Tshililo uri i can be a dad and a drug dealer at the same time, Sticks and them were doing it so i could also manage so ndido tea u mu convincer and after that ndido tea u dealer na hoyu Luvhengo wahone. Ndovha ndi sure uri ndi ene wea shela Tshililo muya wa uri kutshilele kwanga kungasivhe right for nwana.

Duvha litevhelaho nga matsheloni ndo vuswa nga Xolani.
X:"uhm how are you feeling?"
Me:"you can just take a guess"
X:"sorry bro"
Me:"nah its fine, so how was it at the car wash yesterday?"
X:"it was great bro and then we even discussed going out"
Me:"what?"
X:"yeah we are going to some resort man....uhm they call it......uhm whats that name again? Nanda i think"
Me:"Nandoni?"
X:"oww yeah there, we are going there today"
Me:"yohh goodluck i dont think i will manage"
X:"there is no way that you are going to be mopping around the house Thembu, i have already talked to mom yesterday and she agreed because she want me to explore Venda"
Me:"how many people are going?"
X:"its few people, we have 2 taxis"
Me:"that’s not few people Xolani"
X:"i know but there are girls as well bro"
Me:"how did you manage to organise all that Xolani?"
X:"i can do anything to get the party started bro, so now we will have to leave a bit a early so that we can buy the booze, we have 2 taxis for the whole day and they have huge sound system too so its gonna be going down...and oww we are not taking the car, just incase we get too drunk"
Me:"i give up on you"
X:"you will thank me later.....gotta make breakfast, want some?"
Me:"yeah please" ndosala nda founela Sharon
Sharon:"Hello"
Me:"hi, uri mini fhedzi?"
Sharon:"ndo takala ndivhudzisa ngeo"
Me:"ri khouya Nandoni namusi na vhangana vhanga, do you mind coming with me?"
Sharon:"as your date?"
Me:"zwa date ndizwa TVni mah, as my friend"

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Sharon:"ni khou tuwa nga tshifhingade?"
Me:"thina vhutanzi"
Sharon:"nne hafhu ndidovha ndi tshikoloni so zwido bala" eish ndothoma nda humbula, i really wanted her with me, no offence but i didn’t want some girls throwing themselves at me, Xolani ndia mudivha ovha a tshi do maker sure uri ndivhe ndina muthu, nga maandesa nga murahu ha hezwila zwe Tshililo aita, so ndo vhona uri uvha na Sharon ndikhwine ngauri i knew she wasn’t going to agree to do anything with me anymore.
Sharon:"ni tshe hone?"
Me:"uhm yahh u khoubva nga what time?"
Sharon:"niya zwidivha ai, Azwifarwi ringa bva nga half past 4"
Me:"mara angasi kone ubva ari u khou lwala naa?" Sharon laughed
Sharon:"Thembuluwo vhathu vhado toda lunwalo lwa dokotela"
Me:"ndido muisa ha dokotela nne and i will pay" owk i can’t believe i just said that....she kept quite for a while, ungari ovha a tshi khou humbula
Sharon:"eish Thembu"
Me:"ndi khotou luvhelela ai, ndidovha ndi tshi khou borea wee and thiho kha li moody lauvha ndi phoshoni hu touvha uri houla mungana wanga wa muxhosa wenda vhuya nae ha khou toda upfa tshithu"
Sharon:"uhm why ni khou toda u tuwa na nne?"
Me:"because you are my friend"
Sharon:"owk ndido pretender unga ndi khou lwala and then ndido humbela u tuwa musi tshikolo tshobva hosala studies neh? ndi khou shavha uri ndingasi litshe a attender class vhoo lini"
Me:"ndi zwithu zwa tshifhingade zwezwo?"
Sharon:"vho two"
Me:"owk udo nkwama musi?"
Sharon:"yah"
Me:"owk avhe na duvha lavhudi tshikoloni"
Sharon:"owk rikha break ya morning studies zwino, tshikolo tshi khouya u dzhena zwezwino"
Me:"owk ndidovha ndolindela", ro mbo di dropper. Ndodzula nda femela ntha. Ndovha ndi tshi khou toda u founela Tshililo fhedziha ndovha ndisa divhi uri ndidori mini khae. I mean she talked to her damn ex and then she broke up with me because of something he said. Ndo sokou tsinya ito nda doba phone yanga nda founa
Tshili:"hello"
Me:"Nndaa"
Tshili:"Aa"
Me:"o vuwa?"
Tshili:"ndovuwa ndivhudzisa ene"
Me:"nne ndovuwa, nwana u hani?"
Tshili:"u sharp i guess, i am just feeling sickish"
Me:"owk i see...nne ndovha ndi khotou lumelisa"
Tshili:"owk, ndia mufuna thi" ndo thoma nda fhumula ndisa divhi uri u khouri nne ndiri mini
Me:"owk"
Tshili:"ene ha tsha mpfuna?"
Me:"it doesn't matter Tshililo, you dumped me"
Tshili:"but you do know that i still love you right?"
Me:"i dont wanna do this ngauri azwinga nthusi nne, zwauri ene uya mpfuna kana ha mpfuni zwidivhiwa nga ene mune i mean dzi opinion dza Luvhengo ndidza ndeme u fhirisa everything that you and i have ever shared"
Tshili:"what?"
Me:"avhe na duvha lavhudi Tshili and please asongo stresser ngauri azwingo lugela nwana" and i dropped the call ndaposa phone ntha ha mmbete.
I realised at that moment that i was angry at her, how could she listen to her Ex, not just an ex, ex ine yovha i tshi mu abuser, i had to do something to rescue her and this was the thanks i get. Zwavhudi-vhudi why ovha atshi khou amba na Luvhengo? Hoyu Luvhengo heila grendara yo muita zwituku, this time around i was gonna make sure that he dies and i might even do it myself, ndiu ndowelesa nne hezwi.

Ndovuwa ndaya kitchen, Ndowana Xolani a tshi khou pfapfamisa zwitshaka-tshaka zwa breakfast, ndoswika na nne nda muthusa and then raya radzula na mianga rathoma ula.
Mma:"ni khou tea u vhudza khotsi anu uri no tshinya musidzana"
Me:"mini?"
Mma:"ee khotsi anu na makhadzi wanu vha khou tea u zwidivha"
Me:"vhado vhavhudza vhone, ahuna uri ndi ambe navho nne"
Mma:"vhakhadivha khotsi anu Thembuluwo"
Me:"yeah and i wish heyo title ndi tshi nga vhabvula yone" ndo mbo di takuwa ndaisa phuleithi kitchen, ndopfa appetite ya zwiliwa yono fhela. I blamed my dad for all this, ndovha ndi tshi dovha ndisongo didzhenisa khazwa dzi drug if it wasn't for my dad, and na Tshililo ovha asado ntala. I sat on my bad with my hands on my face. I was trying to be strong but i was in so much pain. It was still early in the morning and Sharon udobva tshikoloni nga vho 2. Xolani o mbo dida rumuni yanga
Me:"which girls are coming to this thing because the school is on?"
X:"Univen babes, Khathu organised"
Me:"ow i see"
X:"yeah so we’re gonna leave here around 11 and then we can go to town, buy meat and everything we’re gonna need for the braai and then booze, after that we’re gonna go pick up Khathu's friends"
Me:"you have everything planned hey?'
X:"yeah and the taxis will be ready and waiting for us"
Me:"owk, i have a date with this girl, but she is in school and will only be available at 2, so i think i will follow with my car, i promise i won’t drink, but i will go with you guys when you are buying everything and then you can drop me at the stop on your way to Nandoni"
X:"do i know the girl?"
Me:"of course not"
X:"was she at church?"
Me:"nope"
X:"so you are replacing wifey now?"
Me:"no she is just a friend"
X:"ok, you need to talk to Tshili though, i think she is just confused"
Me:"dont mention that name please"
X:"is it that bad?"
Me:"Nokuthula bad"
X:"owk now i understand" o imisa zwanda a tshi sumbedza u tenda mulandu
Rotuwa raya sitting room ravhona TV nyana. And then roya ra dilugisa henefha ngavho half past 9. Nne ndo ambara shorty yanga ya blue n white, ndi shorty hedzi dza ano maduvha dzinovha dzina mavhalavhala, ubva hafho ndo ambara vest yanga ya white na hemmbe ya blue nga ntha, ndo ambara na cap, milenzheni ndovha ndo ambara Sneaker tsha nike tsha white. Ndoya rumuni ya Xolani ndawana Xolani o ambara shorty ya khaki, o ambara na Military boots heila yenda murengela, ovha o ambara na hemmbe ya check nyana.
Me:"mhm looking hot for the ladies"
X:"owww yeah" Ombodi bvisa watch yawe ya Rolex a ambara, obvisa inwe ya Cartier a nnekedza yone, damn watch yovha yo naka
Me:"how much did you buy this baby?"
X:"eish bro i paid few hundred grands for each of these"
Me:"woow thanks hey"
X:"its a pleasure" nne na X roya ra onesa kha mianga.

Rotuwa raya u lindela nthihi ya taxi dzedza hiriwa yada ya ridzhia, Khathu ovha onovha ngangomu na dzinwe authi henefho. Ro tavha mikosi ri tshi khou lumelisana. Rotuwa raya Thohoyandou raswika raya PnP ra ralo u renga dzi nama nazwi spices, ro renga nadzi cold drink nyana for vhasidzana vhane avhanga todi unwa. Rorenga dzi cooler box dzau vhea halwa ngangomu. U fhedza hanefho roya Tops harengwa mahalwa uya ngau fhambanana hao. Ubva hafho roya Univen raya u dzhia havho vhanwe vhorambiwaho, na heila inwe taxi yoda. Vhathu vhahone vhovha vhovhala nyana, i mean who wouldn't want to go to Nandoni for free musi ni tshi khou wana na halwa ha mahala? Ubva hafho ro mbo di tuwa, nne vhoda vhantsitsa hafhala musumani nda tshimbila ndayela hayani.

Tshifhinga hovha huvho one. Ndo swika hayani ndawana mianga vhasiho, ndo swika nda relax ndo lindela call ya Sharon, o senda whatsapp message ngavho 2. Nne ndovha ndo no ita appointment na Doctor hangei doroboni for half past 2. Ndoya Azwifarwi which was about 5 minutes drive, Sharon o mbo diri ndido muwana musumani. Ndo swika musumani nda ima ada a dzhena
Me:"mhm you made it"
Sharon:"i guess so"
Me:"arituwe ha dokotela, ndoita appointment for half past 2"
Sharon:"ndidori ndi khou lwala mini?"
Me:"anything, hopefully avhanga muthavhi" i laughed at that
Sharon:"arali nda thavhiwa neh"
Me:"asongo amba vhulwadze hono dina"
Sharon:"yah"
Me:"so udoya hayani u tshintsha ri tshi vhuya neh?"
Sharon:"mianga vhahone hayani, rido tea utuwa ndorali"
Me:"no ways, i am buying you new clothes"
Sharon:"hai wee Thembu"
Me:"Please we are not discussing this, ha khou tuwa na uniform ai" she just looked at me and smiled. Rotuwa raya ha dokotela, hangovhuya a dzhia na 10 minutes a consultation room, ori u fhedza a fhiwa na letter yau isa tshikoloni and then rayela mavhengeleni, ndo swika nda mudzhenisa Identity
Me:"khatavhanye a nange please" Sharon o mbo di doba kurokho kutuku kwau pata na vhuenda havhu pump, u fhedza hanefho o mbo diya a tshintsha
Me:"Mhm now we are talking, o nakelela"
Sharon:"dankie" nne ndo mbo di driver ndolivha Nandoni. Roswika Nandoni rawana yo no tou tanganedzana tshothe, hovha hutshiri muzika, he halwa, he u braya, ha dovha hari vhau bambela
Me:"uya nwa na ene?"
Sharon:"hai"
Me:"mhm dankie so udonwa coldrink then" roswika ndawana thama yanga Xolani odzula na munwe musidzana, ndo tou zwidivha uri zwinga si iteye asi wane muthu Xolani. Ori u vhona goloi yanga a takuwa adela kha nne, Ndotsa goloini na Sharon atsa
X:"finally you are here boy"
Me:"sure, uhm X this is my friend Sharon, Sharon this is my friend Xolani"
X:"mhm ntwana i am proud of you...hey Shaz" he smiled at her
Sharon:"Hi Xolani"
Me:"she is just a friend Xolani"
X:"i didn't say anything"
Me:"i am going to ignore you" ndoya ndadzhia camp chair yeyavha i goloini yanga ndaya ndaivhea murunzini hune ndadovha ndi khou vhona zwothe zwine zwadovha zwi khou itea. Sharon na ene oda murunzini he ndavha ndihone
Me:"udo toda unwa mini?"
Sharon:"coke arali ihone" ndoya ndadzhia can ya coke for Shaz, nne ndo di dzhiela madi, ndovhuya ndada ndadzula kha camp chair
Me:"khade adzule hafha?" ndoralo ndi tshi khou musumbedza zwirumbi zwanga, she looked at me and smiled
Sharon:"ndido ima"
Me:"ndido mutakutshela nne ene, khade a dzule ai" o mbo di da a dzula kha nne, ndo munekedza can yawe a thoma unwa. Khathu o mbo didela hendavha ndodzula hone, ovha o mangala u mmbona ndina Sharon sa izwi a ene ori tanganyisaho hetshila tshifhinga and ovha asongo lavhelea uri vhona ri rothe, Khathu o mbo di humela he avha a hone avha a tshi khou ita zwau bambela na vhanwe vhasidzana, Xolani ovha o ima na group ya vhasidzana a tshi khou vhala-vhala lunwe.
Sharon:"so you are not drinking?"
Me:"ndoda nga goloi yanga so ndingasinwe"
Sharon:"owk i see" phone yanga yo mbo di lila and then i checked the caller ID, hovha hu Tshililo, i ignored the call.
Sharon:"trouble in paradise?"
Me:"maybe, anyway ene uhani?"
Sharon:"nne ndo takala, as you can see" nne na Sharon ro amba nga zwithu zwinzhi zwenezwi nne ndo mutakala, ro amba ngaha tshikolo uri u khou humbula u dzhena gai nexy year, she asked me about my job and of course i had to lie, ndo muvhudzisa ngaha boyfriend futhi ari u tshe kha lenelia lau awela
Sharon:"so what’s happening with you and your girlfriend?"
Me:"i'd rather not talk about her"
Sharon:"we are friends Thembuluwo, you can talk to me" i looked at her and assessed her eyes
Me:"she is pregnant and she dumped me"
Sharon:"that doesn't make sense why did she dump you?"
Me:"its a long story"
Sharon:"and you thought i could be a good rebound?" i looked at her with a pained look
Me:"huh uh you know that’s not true, you are my friend and ene ndomuhumbela pfarelo before my girlfriend told me she was pregnant"
Sharon:"i think you should talk to her, u touvha stressed nga thumbu hoyo muthu, ningasi mulatele thaula, especially o hwala nwana wanu"
Me:"mhm u touvha sis dolly neh?"
Sharon:"we are friends she smiled"

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Rovha ri tshi khou difhelwa tshothe. Sharon ovha asina zwau bambela and na kha nne zwovha zworalo so rovha ro dzulela kule na madi. Vhanwe vhovha vha tshi khou ralo u tamba bola madini. Ro ita nau namela Tshikepe, and obviously Xolani mungana wanga na ene o joiner vhoo. Ndovha ndi tshi khou takadzwa ngau vhona thama yanga Xolani na Khathu vha tshi khou andana and i was happy to see that Xolani u khou difhelwa shame. Hovha hu tshi khou takadza nga maanda. Nama yo ri yonofhela u thathiwa raralo u dikanda.
Sharon:"nne ndido tea u tavhanya nyana u tuwa Thembu, mianga vhanga ntsema"
Me:"owk khari nambe rituwe" Ndoya kha vhanwe nda onesa and obviously vhovha vho borea nyana u vhona uri ndi khou tuwa u tavhanya. Tshifhinga hovha huvho past five ya madekwana ndo laedza Khathu uri vha tshi vhuya vha tsitse Xolani getheni lahayani.

Ndo driver na Sharon ri tshi khou huma
Sharon:"ndi khou livhuwa duvha la namusi"
Me:"it’s my pleasure and na nne ndi khou livhuwa khauvha hawe thama yanga neh and ndi khou mufulufhedzisa uri i won’t disappoint"
Sharon:"i hope so" she was smiling
Me:"mulandu a tshinga ha khou nkholwa?"
Sharon:"hai ndi khou mukholwa ai"
Me:"owk"
Sharon:"and asongo hangwa u founela mia kuThembu please"
Me:"mtzm ene ngohoi"
Sharon:"serious you love her and asongo fhela mbilu ngau tavhanya ngaurali ai"
Me:"owk owk let’s change the subject"
Sharon:"ndi khou tea u tshintsha nda ambara uniform thi"
Me:"oww yah mani, udori u khoubva gai this time?"
Sharon:"uhm hutounga ndidovha ndi tshi touvha one hour late than usual, so ndidori ndovha ndi khou practiser maths so its not a big deal"
Me:"owk" ndoswika ndapaka tsini na bada kule nyana na hahawe nga haningei Lufule
Me:"kha tshintshe" hovha hono swifhala nyana nnda
Sharon:"you are not serious Thembu, ibvani ndi tshintshe ai"
Me:"Shaz vhoo"
Sharon:"Shaz wa mini ow" i smiled, ndo mbo di vula vothi ndabvela nnda nda mulindela a tshi khou tshintsha back into her uniforms. Ori u fhedza a bvela nnda o beba mukhwama wawe
Me:"nwana wa tshikolo mani"
Sharon:"oww yeah" Ndo mbo di sendela tsini nae nda mufha hug lwa tshifhinga tshilapfu
Me:"aite zwa bugu a tshi swika hayani please" ndoralo ri tshi khou litsha hug
Sharon:"i will do so, ndi zwone thi"
Me:"sharp" ndo ima ndapanga zwanda zwikwamani as i watch her walk to her house. Ori ono dzhena nne nda dzhena goloini ndaya hayani.

Ndoswika ndawana mianga na vhana vhahashu vha tshi khou vhona TV
Me:"he nndaa"
Rendy:"Aa"
Thendo:"u gai Xolani?" o vhudzisa ngauralo musi nne ndi tshi khou dzula masofani
Me:'u khou vhuya"
Mma:"no isa gai munwe inwi?"
Me:"una Khathu mmawe, vha khou tshimbila nga taxi yevha hira ritshiya Nandoni and Xolani ndi muthu wa vhathu so ori udo takalela uvhuya na vhanwe"
Mma:"mufouneleni duvha lokovhela vhathu, hua itea zwinwe kha nwana wa vhathu nne nda toupfi wa ha nnyi ngoho?"
Me:"mmawe hanga i-" mianga vho mbo di nkatudza
Mma:"ndori mufouneleni, ula Muxhosa wavhathu uya xela iwe vhathu"
Rendy:"mmawe vhasongo isa mbilu kule ai, ndi muhulwane Xolani"
Mma:"ho vhifha hafho nnda"
Me:"hei mmawe"
Mma:"inwi ni khou ita mmawe vha mini ndori founani" Nne ndo mbo di dzhia phone nda founela Xolani, yolila isa fariwe
Me:"ha fari mmawe"
Mma:"dovhani" ndo dovha nda dialer futhi and then ai fara on the 4th ring
X:"hey bro, yaa reaaally need to come back" ovha a tshi khou kokodza maipfi a tshi amba
Me:"Xolani slow down, umama wants you back right now"
X:"what? Huh uh i am not even sure if i am coming back tonight, we are thinking of going to this other place.....uhm babe whats that place again?"
Me:"Xolani i am not playing with you come back now"
Mma:"mpheni phone heyo" ndo nekedza mianga phone
Mma:"hela, you are coming back now Xolani do you here me?.......30 minutes.....that’s all you have to get here" she dropped the call and gave me the phone
Mma:"inwi mara ni touvha muthude? Na ya fhethu nasia nwana wavhathu ngeo?"
Me:"avha mpfarele mma" ndopfa uri zwautwa ndi khoulwa na mianga azwinga nthusi nga tshithu, ndovha ndi tshi khoupfa ndisina ndala. Ndoya bathroom ndaswika ndatamba ubva hafho nda ambara boxer yanga. Xolani o dzhena husi kale-kale
X:"Nndaa"
Mma:"Aa" Khathu na ene o mbo divha a tshi khou dzhena
Khathu:"ndi madekwana vhathu"
Mianga:"avhudi Khathutshelo, hafhu ni khou tuvhea wee"
Khathu:"nne ndihone mani, eehh ndo vhuisa Xolani hafha, hei ri khou humbela pfarelo vhone, rolengiswa nga driver asizwino rolindela, vhado rifarela" Thank God Khathu o dzhena
Mma:"hafhu nne ndi khou mangala uri mulandu"
Khathu:"ndi mafhungo a transport hei"
Mma:"ahuna thaidzo nwananga"
Khathu:"avhari rine ridzhene ndilani uri risiswike lono touvha vhusiku vhukuma mahayani"
Mma:"ni tshimbile zwavhudi nwananga" nne ndobvisa Khathu nda mu onesa. Ndi tshi vhuya ndowana Xolani asiho sitting room
Me:"ugai Xolani?"
Thendo:"uri oneta u khouya u edela"
Me:"owk" nne ndodzula henefho ndi tshi khou vhona TV. Tshililo tried calling and i put my phone on silence ndi si fhindule. O founa luno swika luraru. U tou amba ngoho ndopfa ndisina mafhungo nae, ndovha ndi sure uri zwililo zwawe zwothe zwido attendiwa nga Luvhengo. O mbo di senda message
"bbe i am sorry pick up your phone please" o senda hoyo mulaedza u fhedza henefho a founa futhi ndi si fare. ndo mbo di sokou difhumutshela nne ndisi fhindule. Husi kale-kale Xolani o tavha mukosi a mmbidzelela, ndo takuwa ndaya khae, ndowana o fara phone nga tshanda
X:"it’s for you" ndo dzhia phone ya Xolani ndawana hu Tshililo. Ndopfa ndonyama, ndo dzhia phone ndaya kamarani
Me:"hello"
Tshili:"so you are ignoring me?"
Me:"Tshililo washu"
Tshili:"ndi khou humbela u muvhona matshelo"
Me:"Tshililo i am sure Luvhengo will be more than willing to help"
Tshili:"bbe please"
Me:"i am not gonna do this with you, uhani nwananga?"
Tshili:"o takala"
Me:"ok avhe na vhusiku havhudi thi?"
Tshili:"ndi khou humbela u muvhona matshelo please"
Me:"ndido balelwa" and i dropped the call. Ndo dzhia phone ndaya ui nekedza Xolani
Me:"dont ever do this again"
X:"ow owk" ndohuma ndaya kamarani yanga u edela.

Duvha litevhelaho nne ndolenga nga maanda u vuwa. Ndo vuwa duvha lo no tou tsha tshothe. Ndoya nda tamba ndavhuya nda tshintsha. Xolani was watching something on the TV and my mom was not around
Me:"morning"
X:"sure ntwana"
Me:"what are you watching?"
X:"nah it doesnt matter, what matters is that you and me we are going to town right now"
Me:"to do what?"
X:"i will show you when we get there but i wanna do something"
Me:"owk let me eat something first" ndotuwa ndaya ndaita zwiliwa ndala ubva hafho nne na Xolani radzhena ndilani yauya Thohoyandou. Roswika rapaka nga hangei Spar
X:"uhm just wait here i need to make a call" Xolani o mbo di tsa goloini and few minutes later Tshililo o mbo di bvelela, Xolani o mbo di dzhena goloini and looked at me guiltly
X:"uhm you will forgive my my brother but i couldn't just stand by and let a good thing burn up in flames bro, i had to do something.....give me a call when you are done talking, i will be walking around" o amba ngauralo atsa abva. Tshililo o hagana na Xolani a dzhena goloini
Tshili:"hi" she smiled
Me:"hi"
Ndopfa ndisa divhi uri zwendavha ndi khou zwipfa zwipfi mini. I started the car without saying a word, ndovha ndisa divhi uri ndi khou toda uri riye u amba rigai but i wanted somewhere a bit private ngauri i had too much to say to her. Ndo tuwa ndaya khoroni, ndo swika ndawana huna dzi units dzire empty, ro booker room vharifha key radzhena. First time i was here Tshililo ovha a tshi khou shavha Luvhengo and i booked a room for her for a week and now i was here ngauri we needed to talk and she needsedto go back to him. Zwi a penga hafha vhutshiloni. Hovha husina ane a khou amba na munwe, ndo swika nda khiulula radzhena. Ndoswika nda bvula zwienda nda gonya ntha ha mmbete nda dzula
Me:"here we are"
Tshili:"yah" oda a dzula tsini na nne
Tshili:"ndi sorry nga maanda kha hezwila zwa mbamulovha"
Me:"zwavhudi-vhudi ene u sorry kha zwifhio? Are you sorry that you talked to your abusive ex boyfriend? Are you sorry that you regret leaving him and now you want him back? Kana u sorry uri o mmbaisa? Or u sorry uri o hwala nwana wa ligevhenga? Which one is it Tshililo? Enlighten me please" she breathed and looked down and then back at me
Tshili:"i love you and i am sorry i broke things off but kha hangwe zwenda muvhudza mbamulovha Thembu, ndi khou balelwa u tshila ndi si nae"
Me:"ene o dada serious Tshililo, mulandu wawe mathina? i am still a damn drug dealer.....khari....." ndo sedza thungo ndadovha nda musedza "khari ndi tou zwiamba zwavhudi nga tshivenda, ndi tshigevhenga Tshililo, ndi rengisa zwidzidzivhadzi, ndono vhulaya muthu and yes ndo huvhadza helia li ex lawe and ndizwine ndavha zwone hezwo and i know for a fact that ene zwomunetisa, so why are you sorry? I am not going to apologise to you for who and what i am ngauri as far as i know you are one of the reasons why i did this and thidisoli ngauri ndia mufuna zwavhukuma"
Tshili:"kha mpfarele khazwothe zwenda amba, ndovha ndotou tshuwa"
Me:"nope ovha a khou amba ngoho, i won’t be a good father to this child and o dzhia Tsheo yavhudi nga maanda" ndoralo ndo dinalea tshothe. Tshililo o nndavhelesa a thoma u bvisa mitodzi
Me:"i can’t do this Tshililo" ndobvisa tshelede tshipatshini ndavhea ntha ha mmbete, ndo takuwa ndo livha vothini. Ndo rembuluwa nda musedza
Me:"just so you know, you killed something in me"

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O takuwa ngau tavhanya ada he nne ndavha ndihone, o mpfara nga tshanda
Tshili:"bbe please, i can’t do this alone" oralo a tshi khou sumba thumbu yawe, ndo femela ntha nda sokou musedza
Tshili:"kha mpfarele Thembu"
Me:"ndia mufuna uya zwidivha and thina thaidzo nauvha vhutshiloni hawe na vhutshiloni ha nwananga Tshili but..." i lost my words
Tshili:"but nothing babe, nne na ene ria funana and nne ndovha ndo tou dada"
Me:"i understand ovha o dada Tshililo but how do i shake off the fact that you went and talked to your ex and then you even had the nerve to confront me about it huh?"
Tshili:"but bbe ene o-" Ndo mukatudza
Me:"khapfe nne Tshililo, i am a man and u tou amba ngoho u vhona unga nne ndi khou tea u humbula mini tshifhinga tshothe ene a hayani arali a tshi do ita izwi zwau vhonana na Luvhengo......eish i hate that i have to even mention his name while arguing with you"
Tshili:”sorry"
Me:"Tshililo khade" ndo mufara nga tshanda raya u dzula fhasi "ri khouya uvha na nwana zwino neh and if we are going to make this work, then hutea uvha nadzi line dzine dza tea u drawiwa, ene ha tsha tea u amba na hoyu Luvhengo wawe let alone u mu discusser ana nne"
Tshili:'hai Thembuluwo that’s not fair"
Me:"i am not asking you to do this....i am telling you, ri khou pfana?" she looked at me as if she was waiting for me to take back what i said but i didn't
Tshili:"uhm"
Me:"ri khou pfana naaa?" otenda nga thoho
Me:” yah, if nne na ene ri khouya u tshila rothe, ri khou tea u thonifhana, i respect you and na ene kha nthonifhe Tshililo, otherwise its never gonna work, ndi tshigevhenga ndizwone but you chose me right? And ene u tou zwidivha azwi fhedza uri ndia mufuna so ari litshe u dzhielana advantage"
Tshililo o sokou mbvisela mato a tshi vhonala o mangala. Owk i think zwendavha ndi khou amba zwovha zwitshi khou mu mangadza ngauri u nndivha ndisa ambesi, but ndo zwivhona uri ndi khou fanela uita mikano if nne na Tshililo ri tshi khou tea u ita uri zwithu zwashu zwitshimbile, nga maandesa ngauri huna nwana and i honestly could’t have my wife talking to her ex, i mean huvha hu khou ambiwa afhio? I mean ndia pfesesa uri nne ndovha ndi khou amba na Sharon, but i was a gentleman and zwi touvha khagala uri Luvhengo was no gentleman
Me:"kha mphe nomboro dza Luvhengo"
Tshili:"u khou toda u itani?"
Me:"ndori kha mphe nomboro dza Luvhengo" o bvisa phone a putedza putedza a mpha phone yawe, ndo mbo di dzungudza thoho
Me:"so you still have his phone numbers?"
Tshili:"Thembu please" she said that rolling her eyes
Me:"don't roll your damn eyes and dont Thembu me musi ri tshi khou amba mafhungo a serious Tshililo, asi tshifhinga tshothe tshine a tea u ita hezwo zwine a khou ita" she quickly straightened up and looked at me
Me:"so before ndi tshi founela hoyu muthu wawe, ndi khou toda uri a mmbudze zwino Tshililo, uya mpfuna? Like do you really love me? And arali zworalo you are cutting all ties with Luvhengo and tshinwe hafhu ene u khadi funa Luvhengo naa? Arali zworalo, kha mmbudze, i will walk away and thinga mulwisi kha decision yawe nne, thi khou toda a tshi dzula na nne nga nthani ha nwana or because you are feeling sorry for me, ndi khou toda uri rivhe rothe ngauri lufuno luhone from both sides"
Tshili:"bbe how can you ask me that?"
Me:"ndi touvha na vhutanzi hofhelelaho uri hezwo azwi fhinduli mmbudziso yenda vhudzisa" o gwadama fhasi nga magona a mpfara zwanda zwothe sa izwi nne ndovha ndodzula ntha ha mmbete, i kept a straight face and looked at her
Tshili:"bbe....Thembu....i love you....and only you, ndi nga si tsha amba na Luvhengo, i will delete his phone numbers and he will be out of our lives, i want you and that’s all i want" ndo fhumula nda musedza
Me:"zwa vhugangster zwone? azwi tsha mudina?"
Tshili:"ndo humbula ngahazwo and vhathu vhane a shuma navho navho vhana dzi family and zwi khou tshimbila zwavhudi so na rine ri nga zwikona"
Me:"you mean that?"
Tshili:"yes i do" ndo bvisa zwanda zwanga khae nda founela Luvhengo
Luvhengo:"Hi Tshili"
Me:"sorry to disappoint, ndi munna wawe" the phone went dead on the other line
Me:"are you still there?"
Luvhengo:"uhm...ahhhh...yah"
Me:"and how is your leg? Ndi a kholwa no no fhola nyana kani?"
Luvhengo:"not really"
Me:"oww nne ndi khouri nofhola shame, which is why novha ni tshi vho salana murahu na Tshililo, ndovhona unga i touvha signal yau sumbedzisa uri Grander aingo ita mushumo wone, you want something a bit......uhm what’s the word again?" Tshililo gave me a death stare and for the first time, it didn't do anything to me
Luvhengo"uhm Thembu murathu, uhm hai mah....uhm kha ndi farelwe"
Me:"uni farela zwido nthusa ngani?"
Luvhengo:'"Thembu please thi tshado dzhenelela na luthihi and i am sorry, ndi nga sitsha amba na Tshililo na luthihi"
Me:"you better not, ndi ralo ngauri nau vhulaya ndia kona, hezwila zwena itiwa hetshila tshifhinga hovha u tamba, those guys can cut your body parts one by one while you watch.....and don’t even think of taking chances because i am here.......they are everywhere" i dropped the call. Tshililo had a horrified look on her face, ndofhedza nda munekedza phone yawe, o takuwa a dzhia phone a dzula ntha ha mmbete, she looked really scared.
Me:"Tshililo ene u toda u divha zwothe musi so i guess thi tei u dzumba zwine ndavha zwone kha ene na luthihi, sorry arali ndo mutshuwisa but houla Luvhengo u tea udivha hune hatea u tambeliwa na husa tambeliwi" Tshililo o sokou mmbvisela mato
Me:"ndia mufuna and ndido mufuna u swikela and vhathu vhangaho Luvhengo ndidolwa nga ndila dzothe uvha minula matshiloni ashu, hezwo ndipfulufhedziso" Owk i think i just scared the poor girl way too much, ovha a khou sokou poidza asa fhedzi. Ndosendela tsini nae nda mukuvhatedza, she started crying
Me:"shhhhh bbe asongo lila, its not good for the baby, asongo bilufhala vhathu.....mulandu?"
Tshili:"promise me you wont get angry?" i rolled my eyes
Me:"ok i won’t"
Tshili:"u khou ntshuwisa Thembu, you sound like a real gangster"
Me:'ndi gangster bbe although i dont like going all gangster on you but ndizwine ndavha zwone zwazwino but asongo vhilaela, kha ene thi hezwo nehh?"
Tshili:"uhm ok"
Me:"so can you smile for me" ndoralo ndo kwatamela khae, o setshelela nyana and i kissed her, she kissed me back, we went on about it, roughly and hungry, ro ralo ravhuya raswika khazwila zwinwe.
Rofhedza ra ganama rothe rotou tha! Ndo lavhelesa thumbu ya Tshili, hovha husa sumbedzi uri huna tshithu, she was still flat
Me:"hupfi ido thoma u vhonala lini?"
Tshili:"thina vhutanzi, zwavhudi-vhudi i am not even sure how far i am ngauri thi thuya clinic"
Me:"kha ri tuwe zwino bbe" i said that with a huge excitement
Tshili:"ri khouya gai?"
'Me:"ha Doctor" i saw some happiness in her eyes musi ndi tshi amba hezwo
Tshili:"ari tuwe"
Rovuwa ra ambara and then rabva. Ro tuwa raya u vhona Gynaecologist, zwovha zwi zwavhudisa, Tshililo was 5 weeks preg, hovha hu sa thu vhonala uri ndi nwana lini but we could see the heart beat. Ndowana tention yothe yeyavha ihone kha nne na Tshililo yofhela, i guess that what babies do to you, they bring a smile. Ro ri u fhedza hanefho ratuwa. Ndoya nda tangana na Xolani futhi, Ro driver Tshililo nzhelela duvha li sa a thu kovhela. Ndoswika nga haningei hahawe nda mu dropper ra onesana nne na Xolani rahuma. Roswika hayani henefha ngavho five, Rovha na tshifhinga tshavhudi tshau catch up na family. Mianga dzo vha dzi tshi khou kaidza khathihi nau laya Xolani ngaha unwa, lol ndowana Xolani a tshi khou sokou ruda-ruda mato a tshi nndavhelesa, nne ndovha ndi tshi khou sokou setshelela sa izwi mianga dzovha dzisa zwidivhi uri nne ndianwa.

The following morning was the usual, ndo amba na Tshili nga matsheloni and oww ndo amba na Sharon mulovha nga madekwana, she was happy that nne na Tshili ro lugisa mafhungo. Ndovha ndodzula na Xolani ri tshi khou discusser progress yadzi business rumuni yanga
Me:"enough about business bro....uhm i wanna marry Tshili"
X:"oww that’s great"
Me:"i want us to go to town for a ring"
X:"what ring?" oralo a tshi khou tiba laptop o nndavhelesa
Me:"yeah i just told you i wanna marry her"
X:"i heard that but i didnt think that you meant right away, i mean what’s the rush Thembu? You are 20 for heavens sake, you are not ready for marriage please....i am happy you fixed things but marriage?" he raised an eyebrow at me as he said the last word
Me:"i hear you Xolani but Tshililo and i love each other, why do we have to wait? i have seen many people who married when they were young and they are still together even today, we will weather all the storms together....me and her" Xolani o nndavhelesa a tshinga muthu ane a khou humbula. He breathed
X:"Thembu you were with some girl at Nandoni, are you sure you will be faithful to Tshili? It’s no use doing this and then you end up hurting the poor girl"
Me:"i know what i want" naho ndovha ndi tshi khoupfa mafhungo a Tshililo na Luvhngo a tshi khou nndina nyana ndo zwidivha uri uya mpfuna and ahuna zwine zwanga itea uri lutanya naluthihi
X:"owk if you sound so sure then what can i say" o imisa zwanda zwawe o nndavhelesa
Me:"so can we go to town, i have to buy a ring, i wanna propose"
X:"let’s leave then"
Me:"on the second thought, we only have Sterns here in Thohoyandou and i am not sure if they will have nice rings or if we should drive to Plk"
X:"how far is Plk?"
Me:"about 2 hours to 3 hours drive"
X:"no bro we are not going there for an engagement ring, you can even buy online mus or lets just go to Sterns and then you can take your time when you buy the wedding ring, i can even help you search the net for that one"
Me:"let’s go" I said that smiling at Xolani

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Nne na Xolani rotuwa raya Thohoyandou. Roswika Sterns ravha ri tshi khou lavhelesa dzi rinngi
X:"i forgot to tell you about this girl i met at Nandoni bro, her name is Mpho, uhm she is studying at Univen, i was with her yesterday in town when you were withTshili"
Me:"oww anything serious?"
X:"not really, just having fun"
Me:"mhm i like this one" ndoralo ndi tshi khou sumba inwe rinngi henefho
X:"yah it’s not bad but lets look all around first before you choose"
Me:"sure, so how are things with Sihle?"
X:"all is good but as you know i am not into commiting and i still wanna play"
Me:"i get you" Xolani o mbo di receiver message kha phone yawe, o u lavhelesa aima a tshinga o dada nyana
Me:"and now?" o nnekedza phone. Ndodzhia phone ndavhala message
"So you came all the way here acting like a cheese boy to steal my girlfriend? Well you wont like whats coming to you, back off" Xolani shook his head chuckling
X:"he must be talking about Mpho, the girl didn't tell me she had a boyfriend, i am not a sangoma how was i to know?" oralo o nndavhelesa as if answering my non asked question
Me:"but now that you know you should stay away"
X:"this guy sound arrogant so maybe i should not stay away, i do love a bit of a challange you know"
Me:"X you are going back to Western Cape in the next 3 weeks, you can't ruin the poor girl’s relationship" he looked at me like he was thinking
X:"uhm maybe you are right"
Me:"yeah i am right so let it go please" o imisa zwanda zwawe as if to surrendor
X:"back to the ring" rosedza sedza u vhuya u swika ri tshi wana yeya ritakadza.
Ubva hafho roya PnP rarenga nyana zwiliwa and then we drove home.

Hovha hu Friday so nne na Xolani rohumbela mianga uri ridoya ra dzedza hangei ha Khathu so rido vhuya late nyana. Mianga vhotenda sa izwi rina goloi. Robva late nyana raya hangei car wash. Roswika haningei ravha rodzula na majita ri tshi khou zuwa. Ubva hafho ro mbo di dzhia tsheo yauyela Thohoyandou unwa ngahaningei. Roya kha kunwe ku club nyana hanefhala Thohoyandou, kana kupfi mini wee. Hovha hodalesa thangana ya murole, rine rovha rotuwa ri vhana. Roswika haningei rathoma udzivhidza ri tshi khouralo unwa ritshi dovha. Rovha rodzula kha khona yashu ri vhana, hovha husina musidzana tsini. And then inwe authi yo mbo dida yolivha Xolani, yoda yaita hezwila zwau mu poker nga munwe ngahafha kha shada
X:"eita?" oralo a tshi khou rembuluwa o lavhelesa yeneyo authi
Guy:"so you are the famous Xolani, Cape Town boy huh?" Xolani o mbo di smiler smile tsha khole nyana
X:'oww yeah Xolani is my name aka X"
Guy:"can i have a word with you in private?" X looked at me and then at the guy
Me:"i am coming with, that’s as private as it can get" ndopfa uri thi khou themba hedzi authi, mashudu mavhuya i had my gun with and Xolani naye ovha a na tshawe so if vhaita zwau ri tshantsela dzido vhuya.
Guy:'owk"
Me:"uhm ri khou vhuya neh" ndoralo ndi tshi khou vhudza Khathu na heila inwe authi. Rovhanyuludza raya nnda. Ro swika nne na Xolani ravha sedza
Guy:"owk dzina langa ndi Sdumo neh, uyu Xolani wahone oda na inwi afha Venda? ndiamba ngauri ndi ndenwa yau fhedzisela"
X:"i would really love to know what you are saying bro"
Sdumo:"owk you came to Venda for like 5 seconds, and already you are throwing parties and inviting my damn girlfriend and then you even took her out yesterday?" Xolani laughed for good 5 minutes, muthannga houla munwe ovha a tshivhonala uri u khou dinalea tshothe
X:"owk i am sorry to laugh bro, but who the hell is your girlfriend? Enlighten me" Sdumo o mbo di fara Xolani nga dzi hemmbe and before i knew it there were five guys vhori tinga
Me:”uhm vhanna vhahashu ndia kholwa hovha na phoswo nyana, khari solve mafhungo sa vhathu vhahulwane please, ndia kholwana na thama yanga ovha asa zwidivhi zwauri muthu wanu una muthu please"
X:"owk bro we don’t have to fight, if you are the one who sent me a message this afternoon then i am sorry, i didn’t know that your girl has a man, she didn't tell me but i completely deleted her off my phone since i received your message”
Sdumo:"you are just a spoilt bratt who thinks that you can just do whatever you want neh?"
X:"seriously now my man, i don’t appreciate you calling me a damn spoilt bratt because i have worked  so damn hard for the money i have been flashing around"
Xolani vhombo di muposa nga feisi, atshiri kani kani avha ono farwa nga authi mbili Sdumo avha a tshi khou muposa nga feisi. Nne na Xolani rovha rononwa nyana and na nungo rovha ri si tshena, naho arali rovha risongo nwa vhathannga havha vhovha vha vhanzhi. Xolani was now on the ground. Ndo bvisa tshigidi ndavha sumba ngatsho
Me:"mulitsheni" ndoralo ndokwata tshothe
Sdumo:"scaring us with the toy huh?"
Me:"i don't do toys" ndoralo ndatshi rea ndambodi thuntsha muyani. Hopfala mikosi and then vhao litsha Xolani vha fara dzithoho vha tshi khou banda fhasi. Ndoya he Xolani avha ahone
Me:"you need to keep your damn girlfriend on the leash" ndoralo ndi tshi khou sumba honoula Sdumo zwahone nga tshigidi
Sdumo:"uhm lo....lopfala"
X:"yeah you better" havhala vhathannga vho mbo di takuwa vharalo u pungaila vhatshituwa. Nne ndosala na Xolani rivhavhili, ndovha ndono dzumba tshigidi ngauri tshori ulila vhathu vhevhavha vha henefho nnda vho shavhela kule, kana ndiu shavha lone lufu, hafhu ufa ahu felwi
Me:"Xolani do you see what you have done now?"
X:"how was i to know that the girl had a boyfriend?"
Me:"but you were also rude bro, knowing full well what you've been doing with his girl you should have atleast behaved yourself, i don’t like fighting with people specially close to home bro, that’s a no no"
X:"owk i am sorry, it wont happen again....i guess i have to advertise a post and specify that i want a lady who is single"
Me:"i am serious Xolani"
X:"owk i heard you it wont happen again i promise"
Me:'it better not" rohumela hangei ngangomu. Khathu o vhudzisa uri mulandu, ro mutalutshedza uri it’s nothing to stress about. Rodzula henefho raisa phanda nau diitela. rotakuwa nga vho 11 ya madekwana rahumela hayani. Ndoya nda dropper Khathu na heila inwe authi hahayo and then nne na Xolani raya hayani. Rovha rina spare key, roswika rapaka goloi radzhena, nne ndoya kamarani yanga Xolani aya khayawe. Ndo decider uri ndido tea u vhudzisa mianga uri aya mafhungo au mala Tshililo ringa abva hani. Nne ndovha ndi khou toda u zwiita ngau tavhanya, so ndovha ndi sa vhoni reason yautwa di tshi khou ima-ima.

Hovha hunga mugivhela nga masiari, nne na Xolani rovha rovuwa rina babalasi nga maanda fhedziha zwazwino yovha yonovha khwine. Xolani ovha ana murathu wanga a tshi khou mugudisa homework, Rendani ovha oya Saterday school. Mianga vhovha vhodzula tshitupuni vha tshi khou tshetshelela mutshaini. Ndoya khavho ndaswika ndadzula henefho
Mma:"u khou vuwa hani Tshililo?" vho vha vha tshi khou setshelela
Me:"o takala nga maanda, uhm mmawe ndovha ndi serious nga mafhungo haala au mala Tshililo" mianga vholitsha u tshetshelela vha nndavhelesa
Mma:"Thembuluwo nne ndi khouri nido dibvisa khahoyo muhumbulo, nitshe mutuku inwi nwana, mbingano asi zwithu zwau tamba, vhonani nne na khotsi anu ii, difheni tshifhinga inwi na hoyu Tshililo tshau diprepare"
Me:"mmawe please nne thingado vhuya ndavuwa ndofana na baba plus hoyu Tshililo ndia mufuna and ndi khou toda nwananga a tshi bebiwa a dzula na nne kana na vhone mianga"
Mma:"ringaya ra badela heila tshelede ya matodela ngeno nwananga fhedziha hezwi zwinwe navha noima nyana, zwifheni minwaha mina and then ninga ita zwau malana"
Me:"ndi khou vha thonifha nga maanda fhedziha khavha ntendele ndizwiite, i wanna do this now, ndia mufuna Tshililo and na ene uya mpfuna. Ndi khou shuma and ndido kona u supporta mmawe" mianga vhodzula vhafemuluwa
Mma:"no divhudza thiri?"
Me:"ee"
Mma:"ri khou tea uamba na khotsi anu na makhadzi wanu uitela uri vhakone uamba na vhathu vhalushaka vhane vhado tshimbidza mafhungo fhedziha navhone vhadopfa hezwi tshi tshi touvha tshimangadzo vhukuma"
Me:"mmawe please"
Mma:"itani zwine na vhona nwananga ndinga si nidzivhise nne lini"
Me:'ndo livhuwa"

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Hovha hu Swondaha nga masiari. Rovha rono vhuya kale kerekeni. Nne ndovha ndo humbela Tshililo uri aambe na miawe uri u khouya u dalela munwe wa dzi thama dzawe nga hangeno ha Tshivhasa, miawe vhotenda. Mianga ndovha ndono vhatalutshedza kale uri Tshililo u khouda u dala, Vhovha vhatshipfala vhotakala nga mafhungo hayo. Ovha a tshi khouda udala for maduvha nyana. Ndovha ndi khoupfa ndotakala nga maanda, I would be sleeping with my babe...finally. Ndovha ndoima tshitupuni ndo ambara jean na tshikhipha tsha Adidas tshonwalwaho upfi number 3 nga phanda tsha blue, milenzheni ndovha ndo ambara mateki. Mianga vho mbo di bvelela vhada vhaima tsini na nne
Mme:'Tshililo ndo mulugisela nguvho dza extra nga hangei kamarani yanga, ndovhona uri udo edela na nne mazwale wawe, ndovha ndopfa na Rendani a tshiri u khou toda u edela nae, hafhu nwananga u khou takalela vhoo uri hudovha huna munwe musidzana fhano mutani" arali hovha hutshipfi hovha huna thunzi tsini yovha i tshi dovha yodzhena mulomoni nau zwipfa ndisi zwipfe, ndovha ndi khou mangadzwa ngazwe mianga vhavha vha tshi khou amba zwone
Me:"u khou edela na vhone?" ndo balelwa u dzumba u mangala hendavha ndinaho
Mma:"arali Rendani a tenda hafhu na ene u khou toda u edela nae" he vhanna, mukegulu vha serious wah
Me:"but mma nne?"
Mma:"inwi noitani?"
Me:"Tshililo u khouya uvha mufumakadzi wanga ndivhona unga zwakhwine ndi uri a edele na nne" ndo amba maipfi au fhedzisela ndosedza thungo ndi tshi khou kweta tshitefu. this was the most awkward conversation i had ever had with my mom, i mean mianga vha khotou balelwa u pfesesa uri muhumbulo muhulwane wa uri why Tshililo a tshi khouda ndi wa uri rivhe na tshifhinga tshauvha ri vhavhili mara ngoho?
Mma:"zwisa itwi ndizwezwo, ani athu malana musi"
Me:'mara mma"
Mma:"ahuna mara nwananga, a zwinga itwi hafha muduni hezwo" awkwaaaaaaaaard, he vhanna, ndo mbo di fara khundu nda humela nduni, Xolani ovha ana Thendo sitting room, X na Thendo vhovha vha khou andana nga maanda.
Me:"you wont believe what mom said"
X:"what?" oralo o sedza kha dzi toy dza Thendo dzevhavha vha tshi khou tambisa
Me:"she said Tshili is sleeping in her room....like really?" ndoralo ndi tshi khou hevhedza. Xolani o mbo di tou lovha ngazwi seo
X:"wooow i love mom" oralo a tshi khou femeleka ngau sea
Me:"it’s not funny bro it’s a disaster"
X:"a good disaster" he was still laughing
Me:"mtzm i don’t even know why i am talking to you anyway i am going to pick up Tshili, wanna come with?"
X:"nahh you can go i am still busy with the young man here" nne  ndo mbo di onesa ndadzhia key dza goloi ndalivha nzhelele.

Ngoho Tshililo ovha a tshi khoula hofhola shame, hafhu nga pfanelo hovha hotea a tshi khotou tangana na nne hafha Thohoyandou. Ndori ndi ndilani nda founela Sharon
Sharon:"Thembu"
Me:"hey Shaz uri mini fhedzi?"
Shaz:"ndo takala ndivhudzisa ngeo"
Me:'nne ndotakala"
Shaz:"a tshinga u khou driver?"
Me:"oww yahh ndi khou ya nzhelele u dzhia mia KuThembu vha khouda uri dalela"
Shaz:"oww that’s great"
Me:"yeah so ndi khou humbela uri asongo founa kana u senda message neh mungana" Sharon o mbo di sea
Me:"u khou sea mini ai"
Shaz:"i got the message thinga founi"
Me:"owk dankie, mara zwithu zwothe zwihani kha ene?"
Shaz:"zwothe zwi sharp, dzi bugu dzi khou nkeeper busy so all is well"
Me:"owk, khari rido amba neh thama"
Shaz:"owk thama" ndo mbo di dropper.
Ndovha ndono amba na Tshililo. Ndoswika ndawana o nndindela henefhala hune ndadi mutsitsa nga maduvha. Tshililo ovha ori ndisongotsa ndaita zwau mufha hug sa izwi a tshi khou shavha u dzheniselwa mato saizwi hu mahayani. Kubabe kwanga kwovha ko ambara rokho ino guma hafha kha magona na vhusandalas. Nd odzula goloini nda lindela a tshi dzhena
Me:"mia nwananga" Tshililo o mbo di setshelela
Tshili:"Khotsi a nwananga" ndo dzhia tshanda tshawe nda tshi khisa and then i started the car.
Me:"ndo mutuvha nana"
Tshili:"na nne ndomutuvhesa"
Me:"how is our baby?"
Tshili:"u khou hula i guess, but ndi khadi ita hezwila zwau lwala-lwala nga matsheloni eish" i smiled
Me:"udovha sharp bbe zwothe zwi normal"
Tshili:"yah"
Me:"angasi kholwe uri mianga vhari mini bbe"
Tshili:"vhari mini?"
Me:"vhari ene udo edela navho kana na Rendani can you believe it?" Tshililo o mbo di tou devha tshifhere thovhela, ndivhona unga ovha a tshi khou vhona unga ndi khou swaswa, o fhumula musi a tshi vhona nne ndi sa sei
Tshili:'babe u serious?" ovha o nndavhelesa a tshi vho vhonala o mangala
Me:"ene u khou vhona unga ndi khou tamba?"
Tshili:"bbe maybe vhado shandukisa muhumbulo or thamusi vhovha vha tshi khou swaswa" u tou amba ngoho ndovha ndi tshi khotou tama mianga vha tshi khou swaswa kha heli la uri Tshililo udo edela navho. Nne na bbe wanga ro reila asizwila raswika hayani.

Ndori ndi tshi paka goloi Rendani avha a tshi khou bvela nnda ngau gidima. Oda kha seat ya Tshililo a vula vothi
Rendy:"muhalivho wanga" oralo a tshiu khou sea a tshi khou dzhia handbag yeyavha ikha zwirumbi zwa Tshililo
Tshili:"hey girly uri mini fhedzi?"
Rendy:"do you even have to ask? Ndotakalesa" Tshililo otsa aita zwau hagana na Rendani. Nne na nne ndotsa ndadzhia bege ya Tshili yeyavha ikha seat ya murahu ndadzhena nayo nduni. Mianga navhone vho mbo di bvelela
Mma:'mazwale wanga iwe vhathu"
Tshili:"ndi madekwana"
Vhoyela kha Tshililo, nne ndo mbo di dzhia bege nda i isa rumuni yanga, i was honestly hoping uri mianga vhono shandukisa muhumbulo. Lovha li tshi touvha zhalinga vhathu vhotakalela Tshililo. Hovha huvho past 6 ya madekwana. Roya radzula sitting room ravha ri tshi khou vhona TV. Zwavhudi-vhudi TV yovha i tshi khou vhona rine ngauri hovha hutshi khou zuwiwa badi, and honestly speaking ndovha ndisina dzangalela la mazuwo e vhathu vhavha vhakhao, zwe nne ndavha ndi tshi khou toda zwone ndia dzhia Tshili wanga ravalelana rumuni. So here i was, sitting on the sofa trying by all means to entertain whatever conversation they were having but in all honestly i was angry
Mma:"nne ndono farwa nga ndala kha ite zwiliwa nwananga" vhoralo vhosedza Rendani
Tshili:"na nne ndido thusa" Tshililo o mbo di takuwa na Rendani vhaita zwiliwa, Rendani o bvelela o fara phuleithi mbili ada afha mianga na Thendo, Tshililo na ene oda na mbili afha Xolani na nne
Tshili:"i love you" o hevhedza ngauralo musi a tshi khou nnea zwiliwa. Rendani ovha ono disa kale madi autamba zwanda. Vhohumela vhaya udi dzhiela zwavho zwiliwa. Yombodi tanganedza munwe na munwe avha busy na zwiliwa zwawe, mazuwo ovha atshi khoudiya phanda. U fhedza ula Tshililo na Rendani vhotuwisa Phuleithi. It was around 10 ya vhusiku and vhathu vhovha vha tshi vhonala vhatshe kule nau edela nga kuvhonele kwanga
Tshili:"nne ndi khou pfa nditshinga ndina khofhe nyana eish" she said that looking at me
Me:"uhm kha-"
Mma:"khade ndiye u musumbedza vhulaloni nwananga" i looked at my mom in horror, so she was serious?
Rendy:"mma avhari a edele na nne please" so here i was silently screaming these words 'she is sleeping with me' but i couldn’t say them out load
Mma:"Rendani nwananga nido edela nae matshelo thi" Tshililo ovha a tshi vhonala o dada she looked at me surprised nne ndo sokou imisa mahada anga in defeat
Rendy:"why not namusi?"
Mma:"nne na Rendani ri khou tea uamba nyana so matshelo udo kona u edela na inwi.....Tshililo khade nwananga" ndovha ndi tshi khu balelwa u kholwa zwendavha ndi tshi khou zwipfa. Tshililo o kokodza milenzhe a tevhela mianga na Rendani o mbo di vhasala murahu. Xolani o sala a tou vhumbuluwa na fhasi a tshi khou sea
X:"i....i.....i can’t laugh.....i can’t laugh alone bro i have to call Ncedo" ovha a tshi khou amba ngauralo a tshi khadi sea. O dzhia phone yawe zwenezwo o ganama fhasi a dialer nomboro
X:'Ncedo mfowethu you won’t believe what just happened" and then he burst out laughing. Nne ndombodi nala ndatuwa kamarani yanga ndasia Xolani a tshi khou sea. Ndoswika ndadiposa ntha ha mmbete in frustration, so i didn’t even get the chance to kiss her, ndiamba ku kiss nyana. Someone came and knocked on the door
Me:"ndi nnyi?" i snapped
Tshili:"ndi Tshililo" ndovuwa ngau tavhanya ndaya u vula vothi, thingo lindela na upfa uri u khou toda uri mini, ndo mukokodzela ndangomu kamarani ndakhia ndaralo u thoma u mukhisekanya musi o gogodela vothi, she kissed me back and at that moment all i wanted was her
Me:"ndo mutuvhesa"
Tshili:"i miss you too....but bbe ndoda u dzhia bege"
Me:"what? Khavhe oima nyana nga bege babe" ndombodi mutakula nda muvhea ntha ha mmbete
"Tshililo" my mom called, ndopfa vha tshi tou nthavha na mbilu mavhanna, ndombo ditsa khae nda mulavhelesa, zwauri na Tshililo ovha o borea zwovha zwitshi touvha khagala
Tshili:"sorry"
Me:"it’s fine" i breathed, hafhu ndovha ndi tshi tounga ndisa talutshedza mianga uri hoyu muthu nne ndi dzula nae hangei tshikoloni, i mean she was carrying my child already, thipfesesi uri why mianga  vho vha tshi khou ita ngaurali.

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